Who would win inna fight!?

Dale Winton, or a possum?

They may be carrying weapons.

 

id love to say im on team possum, but dale has one advantage...his blinding orange-ness...poor possum wont stand a chance...awwwwwwwwwwww

 

Dale Winton, the radio guy ???

 

lmao...i dunno if he is on the radio...it would allmost be bareble cs u cant see him, but i do know he does this great show on the telly called "supermarket sweep" its got top ratings, and primetime spot.
and i dunno what else he does....hed proberbley run the possum over with a trolly...

 

What are you trying to get with this?

 

I think Dale would win over the Possum, just because the Possum would be prone to playing dead. Though maybe it would trick Dale into believe it were dead, and then pounce on him, exacting lethal blows.

 

lmao...yeah but he might enjoy, eh, "lethal blows..."

 

He'd defeat the possum with the power of his BROKEN BRACELET (which isn't even fucking broken)

 

The possum might I add is carrying a can of mace, and dale has that intention in his eye

I do think it would be a tough call.

 

I think Dale would counteract that with his inflatable banana surely

THAT is some deadly shit

 

lmao...i think to set him onto any animal, would be cruelty.
judging from the piccy above, the poor possum would get the fright of its life and take off in the other direction...i mean who wants to be "tangoe'd" by dale....
i think possum should have a stun gun, to give it a fighting chance...
blimy...dale would think hes on cloud 9....lmao