Church of the Good Earth 1963 and Beyond

sorry wlzev forgot to add your name nite off

 

It's a good thing you added Zev's name or else 20000 hippies would be at your door wanting to hang out at the beach and eat.. I was tempted myself heheheh.. love you Cheryl

cakes

 

I laughed my ass off. I no longer have an ass. Then I read the dialog to my girlfriend and she fell out of her chair laughing. 20,000 hippies. I split a gut. That's brilliant. I can just picture a rock concert's worth of cars parked all over Cheryl's neighborhood. Too much.

So, Cheryl, that is so totally sweet of you to invite Zev to a get away. How nice of you. He should really do it. Beats Coney Island or Rockaway.

I actually lived on Prospect Avenue at 8th Avenue, 3 blocks west of Prospect Park where Prospect Park West meets Prospect Park Southwest (or 15th Street). Two blocks north of the Prospect Expressway and Greenwood Cemetery. I moved there from S.F. to be with my match.com sweetie in like 97 thought 2001. There, I learn to hang out on the stoop. Too Cool. A brooklyn art form. Loved it.

 

What can I say to you invite other than if I knew where you lived I'd show up there after my treatment was over. Thanks for the great thoughts. All of you make me realize what a strong family we made.
Love ZEV

 

Hey.. Someone make me LAFF real hard. I have about 5 lbs of ass I wouldnt mind loosing.. if Kenny can do it, I want to do it too. Why does Kenny always get to lose his ass and I have yo keep mine.. Kenny Kenny Kenn,.

 

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies don't do light bulbs. They light candles and make love.


How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

The light bulbs change all by themselves. Hippies just watch 'em melt.


How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Why would you want to change the light bulb, man? Its working just find right now.


How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Why would you want to change the light bulb, man? It didn't do anything to you.


How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes a whole commune. One to realize that the light bulb is burnt out. 5 to smoke and philosophize about it all. One to look and find out that they have no new light bulbs in the cupboard and to change the baby. 3 to figure out if they have enough change to go and buy a light bulb. 2 to go out and spare change. 1 to add up the change. 1 to go to the store and buy the light bulb. 2 to go with them and to make sure that they don't buy munchies but do buy the light bulb. 4 more to go and fine out what happened to them and to go to the store and get the other 3 who are zoning out, staring at all of the munchies. When they all do get back to the house with the bulb they find that the others have found and lit a bunch of candles and that it's all pretty and stuff and they all zone out on the change of that environment and all, and they get all laid back and trip on it all. Dig it.


How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Wow, what do we do with all of the colors?

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Okay. Now all of you sisters and bothers have to help out in our new:

"Shameless_Heifer Ass Loss Contest"​

Kindly make up and add to this list as many "How many hippies" jokes as you can. Think about it and then type.

The Grand Prize winner will have their choice of going to Cheryl's, or a free trip to Hawaii that you pay for yourself, or getting your very own personal posting addressed to you from Ranger. (The Cheryl's choice, batteries not included). (Freight, Handling, taxes and gratuities not included). (Airfare, security fees, taxes and airport fees not included). (However the many thousands that Cheryl may charge you, are not included). (bringing your own smoke not included). (bringing your own munchies not included). (Other restrictions or fees may apply).

Enter as often as you'd like by posting your own jokes. Contest is open to anyone over the age of 4. You must be a legal resident of the world. Due to states and local laws, anyone in Oklahoma or anywhere in the Bible belt may not participate. Any entries become the legal property of any reader's mind, and Mine and/ or the Good Earth commune, whichever comes second. By entering you must fully realize that you are trying to make someone laugh and/ or loose weight, whichever comes first.

Thank you for participating.

 

hahahhaahahhaaa..3 more lbs to go..

 

Kenny, you are halarious. I'm so glad you showed up.

 

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY.. That goes for all you MUTHERS too

 

happy day all 20'000 hippies think of all the light bulbs i could get changed and all the groceries we sell at my store and lets no forget the suntan oil.anyway i like my big itailan ass thank you very much wlzev im in surfside beach sc google it i'm at the local bi-lo every day shit im burning breakfast love ya all

 

Happy Mothers Day Shameless Heifer! Of course to all Mom's.
Sh you mother us all, thanks for all your love. You have a very strong love light, your healing energy is a bright spot for us all.
Namaste,
Loving One ( or as my old family knows me,,,
The Mouth!) ((((((((((((((you)))))))))))))))))

 

How many hippies does it take to lose five lbs of ass?

25 cuz we share

How many hippies does it take to get to Cheryl's

3,276,822 we hold hands and walk in a line so we wont get lost and 1,345,137 to keep the line from zig zagging

How many light bulbs would it take to change a hippie??????????????????????????

 

Hey Luvi,
Thanks for the call eariler. What a weekend I been having. But all good things must come to an end. All is quiet on the homefront and it's mellowed down to a dull roar. Time to streech out and take a nappy nap.

 

First law of Comedy "DO NOT WRITE JOKES WHEN YOU'RE STONED".
Everybody knwos you can never get hippies (or freaks for that matter) to walk in a "straight" line.

 

Hawwhawwwhaaawww... You got it Zev..

 

Happy Mother's Day to you!
When I was young my mom use to say that it was a day to celebrate all the girls. Mothers or not. The one big day.

Some folks use to say it was for Mother Earth too. But now someone screwed that one up by doing a separate day for that. If I was a pagan I'd be pissed about that and lobbing to change it back to officially Mother's Day. Rant. Anyhow, Happy Day to celebrate all Mothers, all women, all girls, and Mother Earth. And to all female Marijuana plants.

Cue Cakes to lose an eight of a pound. And GO.

 

:watchplant::ssmokeit::sifone::iagree:

 

Hi, everybudy. This is pisces george, from that big blue house, 1915 ock street. The basement boys. Looking for patty, peater, mardy,vergo steve , leo steve,. Please help if anyone would know where I can find them.

 

"How many hippies does it take to screw a light bulb??? t seems to me it would only take one if she was hard up, horny enough, and very very careful!
Errr, would someone care to restate the question?

 

Now thats funny!