The Lamest Comeback thread

Yo momma is so hairy you almost died of rugburns at birth.

 

your momma so ugly that when you were born it was the doctor who needed pain meds

 

Yo mama is a carpenter's dream:
Flat as a board and easy to nail.

 

yo momma is like taco bell cheap, greesy, cheesy and only served by mexicans

 

Could we all just have some cake?....;-)

 

I told this one to my friend over aim he didn't even say anything he just got off the net. hahaha

 

Yo momma is such a slut her panties have the McDonald's arches on them. "Over 40 billion served"

 

Yo momma is like shitty coke, keeps me up all night long, contaminated with a bunch of stuff I don't want in my body, and I always regret what I did at the end of the night.

 

You have two sock puppets instead of hands

 

yo momma is so loose that when she takes off her panties it's referred to as rolling out the red carpet.

 

No pudding for you....;-)

 

Yo mamma's so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

 

up your ziggy with a wa wa brush!

 

the only people who compliment your clothing are over 80 years old

 

Yo mama is so fat she got baptized at Sea World.

 

i concur ..

 

Yo mamma is so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours....and that was just for the quote!

 

uses google to find yo mamma jokes

 

Likes Jimmy Fallon

 

Likes Jay Leno