What's on you cell phone

Cell Phones are Murder

 

As are condoms.

 

G'DAY, actually i was just about to put some shrimp on the barbie

 

I got the first couple bars from the song Sweet Home Alabama on my ring tone... it's so cool...

 

I havent changed mine yet, got a new one monday.

 

i do not own a cell phone

i do not wish to own a cell phone

i doubt very much that anyone could afford to pay me enough
to want to own one

i doubt very much that i would not still not want to own
one if they did.

the last thing in hell i can even immagine wanting
is to handcuff myself to the coerciveness of human society
which i fail to see how dragging a cell phone arround with
me would be anything other then doing.

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yeah, well when you live very far from the ones you love, then a cell phones free anytime minutes and nights and weekend features, as they relate to long distance are very cool. but please, continue to feel like you are better than the rest of us and continue to type down at us. I will just call my daughter and ignore your long winded high and mighty posts anyway.

 

the "ones" i love don't speak human languages and would have
a pretty difficult and improbable time of it attmepting to
use one.

not that i don't wish humans happiness too
but i see only unhappiness arrising from our mutual coerciveness
and it is the causes of unhappiness
and not happiness
that i oppose

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wow, didnt know "blah blah blah" had that many letters.

 

and what makes you think gratuitous ritual
let alone austentation
is an expression of love?

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do i feel that way?

 

what you honestly feel only you can know.

but that IS what your words appear to imply.

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which words would those be?

 

all of those in both of your immediately previous posts

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ah. I see. very well , now I can go back to ignoring you. please post very very long posts for I always skip those, you been fooling me with all these short ones.

 

i have no cool games on my cellphone, and anyway i am sorta technologically retarded, and probably wouldn't be able to figure out how to play them if i did. my ringtone is "cheap sunglasses" by zz top.

 

I have "We're off to see the Wizard" on my cell phone.

 

never been proven.

 

Yes, I know a whole bunch of people who have cought brain cancer after using a cellphone... terrible thing.

My cellphone...hmm...cheap Errickson, no way to change ring-tones. I got the cheapest one, I do not truly need it for anything other than calls.

 

thats true...

kids only moan about masts being in their playing fields so they don't have to do P.E..its very simple .