drinking box of wine may lead to permanent loss of shoes

Im starting a new study focusing on how large of a part popular boxed wine 'Franzia' plays in the loss of drinkers shoes. I along with many people ive talked to have experienced this growing problem. On two separate occasions i have lost my shoes while in a blackout off this unforgiving concoction and my team and I want answers
Have you or anyone you know experienced a permanent loss of shoes after a night of heavy franzia drinking?

 

I know drinking a box of Franzia will lead to the following.. in this order 1) trying to make passing state troopers honk their horn 2) tripping over a guitar case and dislocating your shoulder and followed by 3) running through the woods.. lose your sunglasses and end up with bloody legs and passing out in a hammock

at least thats what happens when you finish a box before 10am

 

PS: you're a girl? i had no idea

 

me neither..

I lost my shoes at the first Grateful Dead show I attended..

 

no thats just the picture that showed up when i put franzia in google


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ah lame

 

http://image18.webshots.com/19/7/54/44/207375444FvMgeF_fs.jpg

 

people who drink to blackout state are purifying the gene pool, thereby doing the rest of us a favor. thank you.

 

If a box of that there girlie wine treats you that roughly, don't even think about drinking MadDog!

 

I lose my shoes alot when I'm drunk.. I like to be barefoot when I'm drinking.. I guess no matter where I'm at.

 

I hate wine.

 

me too. its the tannins that get me. blech.

 

ive had some crazy times with MadDog. God I woke up in a psyche ward once after a night that started with MadDog. That was a fun 4 days

 

Lmao that pic of the shoe that's crossed out is hilarious.

 

i never had a problem with those MD 2020s ... did you know its vodka mixed with wine? that is fucking gross

 

Although I don't normally approve of the box wine for any real drinking, I have one weekness. Franzia White Zin and Peach Schnaps over Ice. Throw in a little sprite if it's too strong. Awsome summer drink.

 

yes. wine and apparently chuggin wine leads to madness. whether thats good or bad is up to you. Once whilst drinkin wine heavily all day i woke at the sleepin bear dunes with my friend which is about 5 hours from my residence. Somehow we pulled the whole trip off without catching any problems. twas a goodie of a night not such a goodie of a morning waking up with half my body in the tent the other half in sand and the sun beatin down ontop of me. lol.

 

That sounds amazing.. I'm gonna have to try that.

 

I really don't like wine. Also drinking till I pass out makes me feel absolutely terrible when I wake up

 

i never really liked wine either. but i had some very tasty pinto nior at a yeast meeting today for school