o..m..g.......

I saw my dead neighbor coming home tonight
it was very strange cause at first I didnt realize it was him, just another car on the road, but we kept following each other.... then about a mile before we had to exit the highway, I noticed it was a VW Golf and I was like "HEY! Thats Bernie's car! Get out of it right now!" then we exited and he went to the gas station he usually goes to

driving by I was like "HOLY SHIT! Bernie! ....... holy shit... Bernie.... youre suppose to be dead...."
it really creeped me out

 

How was he dead?

 

he died of some type of skin cancer about 5 months ago

 

and how did you find this out?

 

okay, i really don't understand. did you see him, or just thought you did?

 

that's strange...hmm

 

I know I saw him cause nobody else looks like him

and he was my neighbor, usually if your neighbor suddenly dies, you hear why

 

How did you hear he died?

 

his son told me

 

what did he say about his death?

 

I was about to say 'Im going to mail bomb you' but thought better of it

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....... that made my day, cin.

 

i beleive you