Funny Buisness Names

What are some funny business names anyone has seen. Here are a few from around where I live.
Woodcock- cabinet installers
Johnson Controls
Herb Holden- landscape co
Berlin Steel Erection Dept.- maybe not a business but the sign outside is huge

 

Long Wong's -restaurant
Big Wong -Chinese restaurant
Dong A -Vietnamese restaurant

lol

 

Curl Up and Dye- hair salon, I was told this was from a Steven King novel but there is one in my town

 

Grease N Go -oil change & lube

 

Near where I live we have...
Bury Funeral Home
Amigone Funeral Home

Honest!

 

The best is a car show room in a town one away from my own

The guys name is Dick Loveitt.

:rofl:

 

doggy styles pet grooming

also there is a junkyard here. "emmit head salvage" his son's name is richard head.... thus dick head

 

Grateful Head- hair salon
Hooters

 

we sell stuff...corner shop

 

Johnny on the spot -"we're outstanding in the field." (a porta john co.) lol

 

i dont recall the name, but the slogan for the company was "We are Number One in Number Two"


also here where I am:
Mo Money Taxes
Mamas Sack Lunches
Tenda-Chick
Mr.Meat Grocery
TJ Best Meat
Leks Railroad Thai
Crazy Buffet (im guessing the walls are padded and they serve alot of jello)

 

The King Dong and Soon Fatt Restaurants


Hotwater

 

"Dave Douches plumbing" saw an ad for that,
my friend wants to start a landscaping company "heady dready landscaping, we meet your weeds needs"

 

http://www.ichromatography.com/

Analtech

 

Duuuude, I was going to post Long Wong and Big Wong... We must live in the same nieghborhood.


I also no of a Medical Dr. Named "Phat Wong." I'm not sure what the clinic is called but his name is on the sign.

 

Wuz Gonna Tavern

 

it's not really a business... but my mom had a surgery performed by a Dr. Hurtenstein.

 

That could be, but I think those Wong places are everywhere. lol

Look out for Dr. Trueblood (dentist/oral surgeon). I had an exposed nerve in a molar and he was tapping on it with something, asking me if it hurt.

I was like hell yeah that hurts; thanks for the exam; goodbye! Then I went somewhere else to get it fixed.

-damned quack

 

Dharma Buns-Lowell MA