my farts stink!

oh wow!
it has been about 20 years since i have eaten quinoa.
well, two days ago i ate some, and now i remember why i have not eaten any in 20 years... it make my farts smell like the whole chinese army march up into me and died!
the cats and dogs won't even come into the same room with me. now that is bad... when even animals stay away from you because your farts stink so horribly!


well, today my farts stopped stinking so damn badly.
i pray that i never, ever, come across quinoa again for the rest of my life!


ok people, what kind of things, make your farts smell like the whole chinese army marched into you and died? :sifone:

 

Really? I've had quinoa before and had no such effects. It's just a grain; I find it strange that it would affect someone that way.

 

This is gross

But I stink generally all the time. Loud and proud

 

my homemade beef jerky always steps up to the plate and hits homeruns for stinky farts

 

..

 

hehe well i guess i'll confess too..
SMOOTHIES make me fart alot

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJQU6x9qJko"]YouTube- Baby Farts

 

...you could even see the gas.

 

obvious BABY WIZARD. Or the lady seductively catalyzing baby farts put baby powder in her kids butt hole. Either way fucked up shit.

 

I would say hangover farts. And onion rings.

 

Onion rings will fuck you up

 

Guinness farts..
They could peel paint off the walls

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pJuh98LG4M"]YouTube- Family Guy- "I Like Farts" Theme ((DOWNLOAD LINK))

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Too many portions of instant noodles, during University, used to make my farts smell very bad.

 

Baked Beans For The Win, Never Fails.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I farted in the cinema last night, the guy in front starting complaining to his girlfriend. That, is what I think of you two cuddling and kissing in front of me when i'm trying to watch the film i'd paid to see.

 

tandoori curry.... coca cola and dorritos...