hey guys, help!

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  1. momy_8

    momy_8 Guest

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    I've been having constipation for a week now...i feel so irritable and soooo bad headache.. ive tried to research online and see what are the remedies for this constipation but nothing worked out...i had prune juice as well, yeah it helped a bit but i feel that still not normal. do u guys have any idea or solution for this damn thing? :(
     
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    GLENGLEN Banned

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  3. boguskyle

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    laxatives... eat a shit load too :p
    im so funny
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

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    lol..welcome to HipForums :)..you'll fit in great..we are all full of shit here
     
  5. BeastSol

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    Eat less fiber, and gorge yourself on fruit! Apple juice works way better than prune juice, too. :D
    And I don't know how you feel about tobacco, but nicotine REALLY gets the bowels moving. Go down the local gas station and buy some Red Man, chew on it for a while, and watch the magic happen!
     
  6. MosesReeds

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    Rough anal sex. You'll be pooping no NO time!

    But seriously, eat some laxitives and drink coffee
     
  7. Justin_Hale

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    Cook one bag of oriental flavor ramen soup. Butter six slices of wheat bread, and use them for dipping in the sauce.

    In six to eight hours, you will be running to the toilet holding your ass -guaranteed.

    Dr. J :)
     
  8. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    If a quart 'a prune juice doesn't work, you have a browny stuck in there sideways. Seriously--drink lots of prune juice,but stay CLOSE to the throne.
     
  9. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Bathroom is third forum to the left!! :)

    Welcome :)
     
  10. Tula1953r

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    You could be impacted and that can be dangerous.
     

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