slipping manners and slushy standards

Yesterday I had a hangover, and conducted a little experiment since a feeling of fagmented fringe occupied my mind.
I wanted to see how far manners can make restitution for a downer day.
I feel that politeness seems to be a deminishing art. It was once common to stand to the side and allow a guided pram to traverse a dug up pavement, rather than bash on through. Or hold a door for an elderly person, rather than snap it closed sending them hurtelling across the street like a trilbeed tennis ball.
Apart for a manifest feeling of well being derived from the smiles of your fellow human, there's the knowledge your stopping the inexorable slide into digenerate sloppyness.
Come on, lets have more p's and q's ........please.

 

Are you in the UK?

I take it you've never been to a church jumble sale? Damn those elderly folks are a menace and violent with it!

 

zonk, even tho i've never met you i had a dream i met you in a pub last night

nowt kinky like...just a bizzare dream, you were with pressed rat for some reason....i think i've been online too much lately...

 

Did I have 'good manners' there too?:H

Who is Pressed Rat?

Hope he/she is a guinness and JD drinker!

 

he's some weirdo that used to post in the music forum, the only poster that had more posts than sal on the old forums!!

yeah, it was in some pub, it was interesting JD is horrid stuff...JIM BEAM!!

 

Get thee out SATAN!!!



p.s. You'll never make much of an alky with that attitude!!

 

jim beams stronger, tastier and well....i'd rather drink meths than jd

 

Meths is ok on a cold night with a dash of blackcurrent. Trust me.

Just please dont do it!:&

 

too late, my decline into a hobo drugged state is gonna happen, and i'll be wearing a t-shirt saying "i trusted zonk...now look at me"

accually, as an experiment i might undergo a week of trusting everything that happens to me online....see what happens

 

Here's a site for you to send in your future pictures and experiences and bust sheets!

http://www.arrysbrewsite.co.uk/

 

Infidel! Unbeliever!!!

 

Don't do it. It's the road to ruin. You will meet the person of your dreams that will tell you they are slim, fit and single whereas in reality they will be one of those people at the jumble sales mentioned previously.


Also, you should cut down on your online time. It's not a healthy passtime. Trust me I know. It has seriously affected my life. You begin to worry when in real life you find yourself saying LOL out loud.

I think I need therapy. Does anyone know of a good pyschic? Please get them to contact me. They will know where to apply.

Actually I once had a pyschic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Now what was the original topic?

 

Oh boy, I have done sooooooooooo much worse than that!

 

Zonk,
I am too angered by the above comment made by Joel. Listen here Joel me boy! JD is the shit!

Wooo Hooo for Jack!

 

Haha I believe it was manners... which of course always leads people to talk about JD...

 

Classy bird!

 

haha, she's here with me she says brill haha rock and roll zonk

 

Dont you be encouraging her with that piss water now will you!!! Tell her once you've drunk it if it doesn't kill you she should hit you over the head with the empty bottle!:X

In a nice way ofcourse!

 

Nah I grabbed the bottle from him before he had a chance and hit him over the head with it :X

I did it with a smile so itwas in a nice way!

 

I take it you managed it without him touching a drop so as there was no pain relief, along with the smile so it was in a nice way??

If so.....you get the 'Pure Cold Blooded Wenchlet Award'!!