Penis Length Survey

Some women have laughed at my three inches...but some women like it that wide.

 

Andrew Dice Clay was an American stand up comedian about 20 years ago. He was actually decent satire. Making fun of the macho Guido type. The problem is Americans are kind of stupid and don't get satire unless it is spelled out for them as satire.

Blind Mellon Chitlin was an old Cheech and Chong charachter who was a blues musician.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

its the internet, its guys and its about dicks. naturally everyone will have dicks that at least are at the top of average and bigger . i think its just some type of men who have a lot of insecurities and need to boost themselves by polls like this.

i mean honestly, what importance is the dick size anyway? its no indication for anything - every male is born with a dick and it will get a certain size and thats it... boys will be boys and compare themselves in showers - but the internet? thats really over the top... if your dick is 7 inches or 12 inches doesnt mean shit to anybody reading it...

i really wonder why such physical attributes are so important to some people... why does no one ask how good the sex is? how many orgasms your girl has when fucking? what rhythm you like best, what angle of penetration?

i am now 25, and normally i would expect such questions from adolescent boys between 13 and 17.... well, guess there are many of them online ^^.

 

Not a lie
Skinny? Really? I figured nothing special but skinny? Just like the rest of me I suppose....

 

round 6.5. I was 7 when I was 16...gained some weight though :/

 

no,not all guys
my recent ex never measured and would never let me measure but from my experiences i figured he was average bout 6-7inches
but i will never truely know

 

sure he did, he just wasn't happy with what he found.

 

it wasn't small so i dont get why he wouldn't be happy
but w/e
i guess guys are insecure when it comes to the size of their dicks

 

Instead of starting yet another useless thread about this just go look on Wikipedia (or Google "penis size").

 

It's about time someone said it. I agree

 

"it was"?

 

Mine is 6....and I am embarrassed by it.
Whenever we go out in public it always makes a scene. And when we TRY to go out for a nice dinner, it only ever tips 10% which is so embarrassing. I hate looking like a cheap skate...

 

Maybe you could try couples counselling....
I personally don't like the idea of resorting to spanking but it may be a fix

 

My penis is just a substitute for my car.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

lmao! Nice!

 

You have to have it insured?

 

chicks never wanna go for a ride

 

You must be over 18 and have a licence to use it

 

You can't use it without rubbers?

 

It doesn't leave the garage very often?