Show off your Tent

Ok, so you dared the gals first to show off their bootys, and then their bras, then whined when you got zip


Lets see if the fellas are all talk

Not the unmasked variety that is, dont think thats allowed

But lets see those tight whiteys stretch, or make it funny: a sock puppet


Yes, I am asking on behalf of the ladies, yes I might want to see it myself but doesnt matter you are going to chicken out anyway


Or you could get a flood of messages from single ladies all across the globe

Or you could get laughed at


Make like the circus is in town and pitch a tent

 

that's right!! SHOW EM

 

*waits patiently*

:toetap05:

 

Sorry try'n having a little performance anxiety

 

:drool5:

And I'm not even gay...

I don't have a working camera but I wanted to post something. So I did.

 

I can see his penis

psh these guys are wusses they won't

 

So can I.

But only accidentally... I'm not looking for it or anything like that :leaving:

 

Mhm sure you aren't :tongue:

 

No. I will not make dick puppets for you. Wierdo. And don't say double standards. Cause I just did.

 

:smilielol5:

 

So in other words its like a little mushroom

 

So in other words you wanna bait a quick to prove something seventeen year old into fulfilling your dick puppet fetish. No.

 

i'm reluctant to post a picture of my penis on the internet for the exact same crippling anxiety that makes me spend so much time on hf to begin with

but don't worry, i'll have some benzos in a week or so

 

...but we reserve the right to complain for like 666 pages like you ladies did before exposing yourselves in teh interwebz

 

But every guy one here hasn't a problem with baiting 17 year old girls do they?

The world my friend, it takes all sorts.

 

And don't say double standards. Cause I just did.

 

Standards that are two times.

 

new roomy 2x standards included with every tent!

 

you tell em
although to be fair, not every dude here does that