trying to please her after a year

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by bor1cuababy, May 19, 2010.

  1. bor1cuababy

    bor1cuababy Guest

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    hey im 18 and i jsut joined this forum bc i really need help with this i havent seen my girl in over a year she had some problems and had to go to her home country but now shes comming back in about a week and we have tlked about what we are going to do and how we are going to spend our first week together..... let me get to the point i want to plan a real good night for us in bed but i want to try something new with her i just dont know what so if anyone can help it would be great thankz in advance
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    putt it n hr btt.
     
  3. bor1cuababy

    bor1cuababy Guest

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    ok something other than that ya know something she will actually enjoy... i mean im pretty sure thats the last thing she wants after a year of not seeing me you know
     
  4. Slothguy

    Slothguy Member

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    Ditto on putting it in her butt. Can't get any classier than that.
     
  5. bor1cuababy

    bor1cuababy Guest

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  6. CherokeeMist

    CherokeeMist Senior Member

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    Do we need to spell it out for you?

    A-N-A-L
     
  7. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    wow, everyone just jumps on the anal bandwagon- do you people have minds of your own?

    try something simple and romantic. take her out somewhere nice, spend the whole day together then go back to your place, play some music, and rock her world. I'd give more specific advice but you'd have to share with us what kind of girl she is and what you've done already so we can suggest what would be fun and "new" to try with her. I wouldn't suggest jumping into kinky sex on your reunion right away. lol
     
  8. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I'm not jumping on the anal bandwagon. I'm suggesting a rimjob. For her or him it doesn't matter.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  9. guerillabedlam

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    Welcome her back with a Golden Shower. Nothing can get a woman going after a time apart like playing water sports.
     
  10. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    I wouldn't try anything kinky since you've been apart for awhile, just be yourself take her on a romantic dinner. Do things you know she likes. I know if I had just gotten home and hadn't seen my boyfriend for awhile I wouldn't want to jump into kinky. I'd want to be romanced and made to feel incredible.
     
  11. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    OK now that I'm done being a smartass (for now). You're 18 so too young for wine. A nice dinner is good. Then light some candles. Pour a hot bath with some scented oils. God I haven't done this in about 15 years so I'm a little rusty. Taking baths or showerw with signifigant others is allways a good thing it gives you an excuse to touch each other and is relaxing. I once showed a girl that yes indeed there is a G-Spot and where it was in a bathtub once.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  12. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    lmao. Jerkoff


    Well, I ain't been home to see my baby in about ninety nine and one half days,
    'bout time I see her.

    I might as well go back over yonder
    Way back yonder 'cross the hill, (That's where I come from)
    'Cos if my baby don't love me no more.
    I know her sister will!
     
  13. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    Eh? what the fuck is this? :toetap05: 18 year olds can appreciate a good wine too ya know its just our taste buds are usually refined to cheap shite from Tesco. Bit of Faustino never goes amiss when its about though..
     
  14. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Yes but in America the legal drinking age is 21.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  15. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    Yes but in the US legal drinking age is 21 so if he lives in the US(not including Mexico or Canada) then he wouldn't be able to legally drink.
     
  16. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    Thats never stopped anyone
     
  17. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    I'm sorry but whiskey dick sucks and if she is expecting to get any then I wouldn't start drinking wine. No girl wants to have their man drunk off their ass after not seeing them for awhile. Leave alcohol out of the equation.
     
  18. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Nothing says welcome home like a dirty sanchez :rolleyes:
     
  19. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Try ping pong, but without the paddles
     
  20. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Bukkake. Just invite some other friends that haven't seen her in a while.......You know the rest.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     

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