Top 10 lies told by both men and women

MEN'S TOP 10 LIES
1. I didn't have that much to drink
2. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
3. I had no signal
4. It wasn't that expensive
5. I'm on my way
6. I'm stuck in traffic
7. No, your bum doesn't look big in that
8. Sorry, I missed your call
9. You've lost weight
10. It's just what I've always wanted

WOMEN'S TOP 10 LIES
1. Nothing's wrong, I'm fine
2. I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it
3. It wasn't that expensive
4. I didn't have that much to drink
5. I've got a headache
6. It was in the sale
7. I'm on my way
8. Oh, I've had this ages
9. No, I didn't throw it away
10. It's just what I've always wanted


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8689010.stm

 

women still lie more...

 

But they were ranked better at telling lies, so how would you know for sure!

 

From the girls I have been with

1. I love sports
2. I don't mind if you want to go to the pub for once
3. I didn't sleep with that guy
4. Why would I be looking through your telephone?
5. I never look at other men
6. I'm not controlling, I just care
7. I didn't flirt with your friends
8. My girlfriends all hate you
9. It's Okay if you get fat
10. My mum wants you to be there

The real truth, I felt your man/female opinion was out somewhat. The guy ones are sort of true

 

A womans biggest lie: I Love You

 

I don't lie and people have a hard time dealing with that. I am of course very diplomatic sometimes. There's a whole load of ways you can say stuff without lying.

 

"Fuck off if you can't handle the truth" being one of them.

 

huh.. these are silly lists. are they for real?

i always express my feelings. good way to weed out the losers.

 

Shurrup and stop yer lying.

 

genderless people dont lie...

 

?????
i don't really believe the "losers" part if that's what you're hinting at

 

Twas just a joke, m'dear

but it turns out you were lying about something after all

 

Bear in mind, Im Lion ..

 

the only lie on that list i tell somewhat often is "i'm on my way"

my girlfriend is guilty of "I don't know where it is, I haven't touched it"

 

again, ????? haha i don't understand

 

i only lie when my bf gets some sort of haircut
oh an i lie about everything eles lol just kidin

 

he's implying that your statement "good way to weed out the losers" was a lie, because then you said you didn't believe it.

 

ding ding!