What tod o with condom after sex?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by eVooo, May 25, 2010.

  1. eVooo

    eVooo Member

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    Ok so i am a virgin and i was thinking after sex is over i don't want to just get up and walk away from my partner, so was wondering what do people do with there condoms after sex? Do they put them in a bag and put in the bin later or wrap in some toilet paper?
     
  2. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    You suck out the creamy filling.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    dangle it an inch from her face but just outside of her vision, and then call her name.
     
  4. Gadgetcypher

    Gadgetcypher Member

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    lol
    I'd suggest you discreetly put in a strategically placed piece of clothing on the floor next to the bed, and get rid of it later.
     
  5. spexxx

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    just donate it to charity
     
  6. moondrizzle

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    Yeah, but be sure to tie a knot in first!
    And don't be embarrassed about whatever you're doing with it, condom disposal is a normal part of sex. Just do it casually and lie back down.
     
  7. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    shoot the J !!
     
  8. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Turn it inside out and use it again. JK.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  9. spexxx

    spexxx Member

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    dude that is pretty clever
     
  10. deleted

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    stage a murder and plant dna.. :p
     
  11. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Thanks dude.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  12. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    tie it in a knot so it doesn't run and just drop it somewhere. pick it up whenever you feel like getitng up.

    this isn't hard shit man. do whatever the fuck you want with the condom. lol
     
  13. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    ballon animals?

    I mean, c'mon- waste not, want not 'n all that business :rolleyes:
     
  14. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Oooh, I want a balloon animal.
     
  15. mulliganman

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    Take it off and smack yourself in the head with it
     
  16. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    recycle, or compost.
     
  17. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwNxIS4mlQU"]YouTube- Condom Rocket Gone Wrong
     
  18. moondrizzle

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    Since it's your first time and all, you could put it in a scrapbook and treasure it forever:)
     
  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    a story

    I had a new friend, he had just lost his virginity. He invited me over his house after school...

    the first thing he did you ask? Opened a draw, produced a book and opened it. Inside was the used johnny, untouched, and pressed within. The girl he had sex with, coupled with that image, made me very uncomfortable.

    He was so proud, and expected me to be really quite impressed. I assured him friends don't do these things.
     
  20. Gadgetcypher

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    HAHA
    This reminds of that show they had on Sky, don't remember what it was called though, it was like a bunch of stories about sex gone wrong basically.
    Anyway, there was this guy that the girl telling the story had picked up for a one night stand and when she got to the room the guy had a cork board on the wall with a bunch of condoms pinned to it and each one was labelled with the date and the girls name....
    Good times, good times.... :D
     

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