check this dope rhyme's I'm a fuckin poet. On my lunch break today I broke out some monster beats about a customer at work today at work a lady came up to me solely to ask if we sold wii if she kept on walking she'd see the wii is not to far where we were standing, this job, demanding we walked to sound, shit in tandem she was right behind me, this bitch was random said I was handsome, take her ass for ransom? she could not see I had no key for the wii I could let her be mopey, since I am an employee so out of generosity I merely gave the lady in the white tee a helping hand, I don't want to be fired be undesired, to be rehired an 18 year old boy who is semiretired? back to the story the guy with the goatee that'd probably be me would be a memory just an ex-employee of what was a major franchisee all because one lady received no wii oh dear, lets hear a poem/rap about your day?
Today I woke up really late had an awful dream That I was a killer Hacking up limbs and throwing them downstream Shitting myself that I would be caught I didn't remember, committing the crime, I knew the judge would show no mercy My stomach started churning I started feeling sick when the captain of the ship found the body. I saw my life was over it made me feel sad I prayed that my parents would help me out I tried to commit, the perfect crime but then I realised there is no crime I fucking woke up It was all dream I've never shit myself so much in my life That is a poem about my day you see, I've only been awake half an hour. Werd
dope shit hdh just got home from city was shitty didn't even see a good bitty although I must admittee this one kitty was kinda pretty could'a stuck my bitty right in her itty-shitty I would feel no pity, no need to tell the safety-committee holy shit I thought that was pretty witty
uhm.... I got a good nights sleep after a night of partying Now I feel energized? AS you can see I cant rhyme worth shit But thats okay cuz I am da shit... Of course I mean that ina street sense... I dont literally smell like shit or anything... Goddamnit I just looked out the window and its another day of rain what a pain I like to roll in hay down by the bay on a saturday. Peace out suckafish.
I went to my friends graduation which was held outside 90 degrees 4 hours long .. i had an umbrella to cool me down but the fucking bitch behind me was all like "eeek i cant see" yet we couldnt see anything anyway and i wanted to fucking smack ahoe the end.
