In 10 days I will be reaching the ripe old age of 19. My dreads will be ticking over to 21 months (I think) So I expect you all to be getting my presents ready. It would also be appreciated if you got presents for my drewads. Ideas - Diamond encrusted beads - My own island - half of the titanic (I'm not to fussy on which half... although I'd prefer the hull) - Mars - a Blue Whale (alive) - a picture of a flag saying I love Josh from the top of Mt.Everest - Oprah Winfreys head with a citrus fruit in her mouth - My own NASA rocket (but with the controls replaced with a Playstation controller) - Footage of a blackman failing at jumping - One of George Clooneys knee caps - A deep sea Spider Crab - The mirror out of Harry Potter where you can see yourself being happy in it - A regular birthday card.. however when opened its like looking into the future.. but it turns out its not really your future.. but the future through my cats eyes - A new baseball I understand that some of these items may be harder to get than others. But I expect nothing less. Thanks Josh
A high five, maybe, because i turn 19 soonish too....and i can maaaaaybe swing the harry potter mirror, but idk fer sure.
haha sweet you're about a month ahead of me on the old 19 and... i'm not getting you shit. sorry. i would've bought you a baseball but glen fucking beat me to it.
"The mirror out of Harry Potter where you can see yourself being happy in it" This.... oh, God, this.
I have most of those things in storage, so I'm sure we can arrange something. Oh, and since its a dreward bday too... PICS
Josh don't need drugs, he's high on life.... I give it 4 years until this changes I love you Josh. I'll give you encrusted anal beads, baby.
fyi, said mirror is called the mirror of erised, and it shows your hearts desire not just you being 'happy' i am hp snob.
such an old man joke 4 years I'll hopefully be living/being a surf bum in a secluded are of QLD... if you know what I mean the encrusted part sounds painful. tell me something else interesting
