Do You Wake Up Horny?

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  1. Keenman

    Keenman Senior Member

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    I know guys have morning wood, but guys and girls do you wake up horny?
    You know when one of your very first thoughts is of a sexual nature?
    Girls-do you wake up wet?
    Guys-do you wake with any precum?
    Do you need to take care of the situation prior to getting out of bed?
     
  2. Ddoright

    Ddoright Senior Member

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    I'm too old for every morning - but it does happen with some regularity. I mean, I am rested, got a boner already even if I do lose it when I take a leak - just the thought is enough.
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  3. Ddoright

    Ddoright Senior Member

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    This works pretty good too - you know - to clear the tubes without making a mess
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  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i usually wake up horny. no precum, and i'm quite capable of getting out of bed without masturbating.
     
  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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  6. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    No, I let her sleep.

    Peace Out,
    Rev J
     
  7. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    I've always been a morning person! But morning wood sucks. I let it go and start a fresh one.

    And if i'm not alone, she gets woke up! Gently, of course. :cool:
     
  8. la Principessa

    la Principessa Member since '08

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    sometimes i do wake up horny but i rarely will have the energy to masturbate in the morning- im so not a morning person lol
     
  9. sophieclair

    sophieclair Senior Member

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    I get horny when I wake up and the guy next to me has wood. Sadly I don't have the heart to wake them up so I have to wait. :rolleyes:
     
  10. BTS

    BTS Member

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    every morning
     
  11. wetnwild

    wetnwild Member

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    It is years now and i have always woke up with a little Taj Mahal there.
     
  12. Barbarella101

    Barbarella101 Member

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    Quite often wake up horny.... usually don't have the time or energy to sort myself out that early though :-(
     
  13. Black Ice

    Black Ice Member

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    I wake up horny if I'm naked in bed. If I'm naked in bed it means I've masb. the night before.
     
  14. jimmyjoe1

    jimmyjoe1 toker Lifetime Supporter

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    Defiantly most mornings its looking up at me. cold shower is best for me:D
     
  15. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    Sometimes- depends on time, how much sleep I've had. If I have the time to exercise the morning wood it's great.
     
  16. TheWhiteOne216

    TheWhiteOne216 Member

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    i get up early just to take care of that issue
     
  17. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    Yea, sounds like me, but it's when I go to bed, instead of when I wake up......:(
     
  18. Ddoright

    Ddoright Senior Member

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    Is it just me?? When I wake up with a woodie I usually have to urinate - after that the woody fades into a memory.
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  19. Shadow Walker

    Shadow Walker Member

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    HARD AS A ROCK lol
     
  20. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Sometimes. Most of them times I just think it's the left overs from the joy I had before falling asleep in which case I'll shower first, smoke a bong and convince the missus to punish me for being a dirty slut. Or masturbate on the lounge, but this is not a daily thing at all.
     

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