i wish i was a vampire

living for ever would suck

 

Stephan Kaplan who founded the Vampire Research Institute in Elmhurst, NY. claims that hickeys are a form of vampirism because its an attempt to draw blood to the surface of the skin


Hotwater

 

Living forever would not suck. You could then space travel and suck blood of aliens, maybe be like red sun to yellow sun of krypton. You could travel and spend lifetimes seeing the universe. I would miss all the women I would love, but there would always be another one. Also buy some stock and come back to it in 100 years. PAID!

 

All I can say is werewolves are better

 

Even a man who's pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf,
when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright


Hotwater

 

Yeah, sometimes I also wish to be a vampire or some other shit like this. If I were a vampire, I'd kill all those clumsy motherfuckers whom I have a beef with.

 

i hada a nightmare before bout a vampire...
.
.was weird,

and someone came into my room <--- in real life like not the dream

but i cud see them comin in in my dream .. i could see the door openeing and stuff

and i thought it was a vampire comin to kill me...

and i thought i was guna did

was kinda funny tho.... because it was jus my sis or sumtin comin into the room

 

maybe you are a vampire ..

 

its not as glamorous as you'd think. blade keeps trying to come get you. I'm sick of it already. It's like, just get a regular job already buddy. fuck....

 

idiots

 

i believe vampirism and the werewolves things come from rabies... seriously imagine back in the day 17th, 18th hundreds, no knowledge of what rabies was and this dude just starts acting crazy and trying to bite ur ass... wouldn't u freak out and start making up ur own delusional ideas.

and there is a werewolf type disease/syndrome called lycanthropy which the patient thinks hes a wolf/wild animal...

and no i wouldnt want to live forever either... i love the vampire chronicles by anne rice, good books. in her vampires when changed, all body fluids excrete... haha meaning the dude shits and pisses all over himself. so ur dead right, so is the sex drive... no more sex for u buddy.

anyway...

 

Did you guys know that there are actually people that live their lives as vampires? They're not immortal but they drink blood and everything. Kinda cool if you ask me. I met this guy recently through a group that has really nice fangs. He had his teeth filed by a dentist. Anyway, you can check it out here: http://www.reallifevampires.info/. If you want to become a vampire, there is a cool list of unique vampire names to choose from.