Ronald McDonald Sittin on a Bench

Beatin his meat with a monkey wrench
he missed, he missed, he missed like this.

What are some other phrases and shit like that you said when you were a kid?

 

Hahah I like that picture.

The only thing I can think of right now is "___ and ___ sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g."
But I'm pretty sure EVERYONE has said that once in their childhood life.

 

hahaha i think it'd be better as "with his monkey wench"
wtf is a monkey wrench anyway? haha

 

Ha! That's the exact picture of a monkey wrench I was gonna post... but then I got lazy and figured somebody else would post a pic.

 

i remember something about a monkey wrench, but i dont think it was that

"if you work for black and decker, pull down your pants and show your pecker"

and of course the diarrhea rhymes

 

oh i didnt even know that. i was thinkin more like this:




as for lil phrases, the same ol' kissing one, and "liar liar pants on fire, hanging from a telephone wire", and some diarrhea rhymes. oh and in elementary school, i remember kids telling other kids to spell "icup". then it got whack by people saying "I C U P pretty colors". how juvenile..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lnNbOyPDYc&feature=related"]YouTube- Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench

 

Motherfucker, motherfucker, I may be
But the mothers that I fuck ain't kin to me

 

YES!!! I used to waste a lot of time with the diarrhea rhymes

 

diarrhea, cha cha cha!

 

"when you are running from police and you feel that anal greese....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPLkHxvqEDY"]YouTube- dave chappelle diarhea song.wmv

 

When you're climbing up a latters and you feel something splatter.....

 

Spectacles testicles wallet and watch.

 

Um yum bubble gum, stick it up your mothers bum, if it sticks pull her tits and out comes the wheat a bix.

Eni meni mini mo catch a spider by it's toe, if it bites let it go, eni meni mini mo.

Bang bang your dead, fifty bullets in your head, ones green, ones blue and ones filled with chicken poo!

 

Love me tender, love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
Watch me smile, watch me grin
Watch my cum run down your chin

 

i hate you
you hate me
lets all go and kill barney
with a great big punch and a bullet in the head
sorry children barney's dead

i hate you
you hate me
barney took an ectasy
now he's lying dead on the floor
no more purple dinosaur

 

my sister sarah is always saying cha cha cha. that and she always says hello dick to me

 

a monkey wrench is usually like a pipe wrench but has flat adjustable jaws (similar to an adjustable crescent wrench) for nuts and flanges rather than a teeth gripping type mechanism that a pipe wrench has

 

"In the land of Oz where the women wear no bra's, and the men don't care cause they wear no underwear. And there once was a genie with a 10 foot wenie and he showed it to the lady next doooooooor, she thought it was a rat so she hit with a bat and now it's only 5 foot 4"