Decided to write some rap lyrics. But I lost interest half way through, so fuck it. You want to peep my style then read my lips I fuck tattooed chicks with knee-high kicks Piercings on their face and tits And we get drunk on some wasted shit Pop strait shots then face a spliff And for those who know about this shit Here’s a list of things I’m about to get Acid, mushrooms, 2c-E 5-meo-dmt Saliva and 2c-I Musician girls with scared up thighs These are just some things that get me by So who the fuck you think you’re better than I have war scars like a veteran I could easily snap and sever him Then pop sedatives like M&M’s And even if I wind up dead Suppose it’s better than the federal pen Close friends I’ve seen end up dead And I’ve earned respect from many men yabbity flabbity gibbidy gook zippidy doo-da zippity day
here's a satirical rap i wrote on my phone yesterday at the auto body shop while waiting to get my passenger window fixed. Mocking what modern day mainstream rap has become. Money is spelt as "muny" intentionally. Read it to yourself in a lil wayne-esque voice. Get muny man. That is my master plan. So much muny man. It won't fit in both hands. Ice round' my neck and ice in the freezer, makin so much muny make me a believer. Just got a new chain cuz i lack a brain and insteada payin child support I dump my muny down the drain. Like every other niggas raps my rhymes sound the same, but mane dats ok. You know why? Cuz I gots so much muny man dat it aint funny just got a set of 22's and sum bran new gucci shoes. Nigga please. Don't you know how we do? Well if you don't, it doesn't matta anyway cuz i gots the muny and now nigga im made. And you just listened to my muny rap don't it feel you got played? Ngiga i'll keep goin I could do it all day. Just keep the muny comin and I'll never quit. Nigga I don't care if you don't wanna listen to me spit. Got too much muny to ever shutup, and I really like talkin cuz I like it when you gawkin at the grillz in my mouf. Bought my grillz with my muny, same way I bought my house. probably coulda kept going but i felt no need to