Random facts about you XI

it just started to rain

 

I'm on the commuter train from Boston - just pulled out of South Station.

 

There was one little spider in the corner of the bathroom. He wasn't causing any fuss, so I let him be. Now, it seems he has invited two of his friends over A little rude I feel.

 

I like to give them a waterslide.....right down the drain

 

Before you know it they'll be setting up a factory, planting crops, and electing a town council...

 

Bored and hungry but to lazy to cook after working all day.

 

i am less busy now than earlier today

what are you fuckers doin'

 

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To escape from Tom?

 

Stupid chicken, Tom was waiting on the other side....

 

random fact..

when hunting prairie chickens in Saskatchewan it is possible to shoot over a dozen birds..they perch in trees and are not very bright...the trick is to shoot the bottom bird...as long as the other birds dont see a bird fall in front of them they wont take off....


i have never hunted an animal in my life although i have acted like an animal on many occasions

 

I do that sometimes. When I'm out on a hike, the ones at the back fall behind and get lost, but if I don't see, I don't mind

 

An owl sitting on top of a utility pole will fall to the ground if you pace in a continuous circle closely around the pole.

 

my face is an owl

 

*makes notes... can escape by hanging at back of crowd...

 

i am going to try this if i ever see an owl on a pole

 

To tell a mushroom from a toadstool without eating and waiting, cook it(them) with a skinned onion. If the onion stays white, its a mushroom fit to eat. If the onion turns black, you got a toadstool. Don't eat it.

 

Oh and machinist, did you send everyone a visitor message to tell them this wasn't a chatting thread, or did you just figure I caused it all?

 

I showered with Evel Knievel.