Making cum taste better...

I know this is a regular theme on here. Aside from the usual changes to diet, has anyone ever thought of introducing honey into the urethra? I'd imagine with a little care you could pass a small tube down there (very carefully...) and introduce a blob of honey to wait, as close to the base of the penis as you dare poke it. Then when the time is right, the come would mix with it and end up tasting sweeter.

I know honey has good healing properites so it shouldn't be a problem being inside you, you'd just have to prepare in advance!

I'd also imagine for those of us that don't come in the volumes we used to, it would give us something to 'push' against and get that volume increase that feels so good.

Thoughts?

 

Dude, sticking anything up your eurethra is NEVER!!!! a good idea. Honey is espcially a bad Idea since it contains yeast and other cultures. If your partner doesn' like your cum you're SOL. All of that if this is a serious post. If not. Go ahead and try it and tell us how it works.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

No, you're seriously risking an infection. Diet management and exercise and good hygiene will make the best-tasting stuff possible. Do not catheterize yourself.

 

Are you crazy? Sticking anything up your peehole is a very risky thing. You can damage thing and end up peeing in a bag for the rest of your life. Honey is bee barf! Do you want to stick barf in there?

As Ron White once said, "you can't fix stupid."

 

just eat some fucking pineapple

 

You know they already sell different flavored sprays for this kind of thing at sex shops. I'm not sure if they have a honey flavored one yet. Instead of sticking it up the peehole concoct a new honey spray or something.

 

drinks lots of coffee...I can't comment on taste but I have noticed sometimes mine smells like coffee if I drank a lot that day

If it smells like coffee from 3 feet away then I imagine it tastes like it too

 

I say "Let's fix stupid, spay or neuter this poster."

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

That won't fix stupid, only prevent stupid from reproducing...

Why would you want cum to taste like honey? If it's a problem then don't put it in your/her/his mouth.... or just have the honey with it.

 

Wow, maybe your jizz has caffeine in it??? You could market it as a energy drink-here are some names:
Full Throttle Cum-Shot
Jizz Bull
Mega Money Shot
:tongue:

 

Fix is another name for spaying and neutering.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

I know, no need to make me look dumb
I just saw an opportunity to add my two cents worth.....

 

I agree no sticking shit up the urethra. When it first comes out, it'll taste how it tastes. But my friends have said it helps taking shots of juice or Mountain Dew after the cumshot

 

Sorry, I forgot that the sarcasm button doesn't work on this site.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Already done my friend. But thanks nice sentiment.

I know it's not the most sensible thing to do, but I've seen guys (not personally you understand) stick all sorts of things up there, even with electrodes on, in the pursuit of pleasure.

Just thought it might be an idea, which you folks have given me the benefit of all your experience...

 

Dole fruit cup

 

Pineapples improve cum taste better!

 

Pineapple made a pretty noticeable difference for my ex and I.

 

Fry the cum in a non stick frying pan with a dash of sunflower oil. It should be premixed with a small amount of milk also.

Stir and turn it as the liquid solidifies, until noticeably cooked. Serve with toast.


And there we have it, scrambled cum

 

Thanks bud. I JUST made scrambled eggs...uke: