As an Englishman, I claim this forum as British. You are now all citizens of the UK forum. Feel free to come and say hello in the UK forum, because you are now all our subjects. Welcome to Britain! http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/forumdisplay.php?f=74 Now let's keep Ohio British
Oh you seem like a friendly bunch of natives. We'll domesticate you and keep some of you as pets. The rest will I'm sure provide ample sustenance for our livestock. Are there civil amenities here? How much work have we ahead of ourselves? Oh, and where's the gold?:toetap05:
Good news for you guys: You don't have to recite the Pledge of Allegience at school anymore. No more worrying about electing idiots for President You are now allowed to spell British-English words corectly. Remember; colour, neighbour, flavour. You are now granted the sense of humour to appreciate the irony displayed in the last point. I don't even have to point it out for you guys, you just know. :biggrin: You get to say lots of great swear words like "bugger", "wanker", "piss off", "minge" and "bloody great big floppy beef curtains" without sounding like one of those Yanks who claim to be English/Scottish/Irish because their grandfather's grandfather's great-grandfather was from Milton Keynes. Bill O'Reilly I'm fucking looking at you. You can wear a flat cap when you get old and not look a prat. You get to read The Sun. Working dahn t'pit is great exercise. Any fatties that don't drop dead within the first few weeks can look forward to that figure they've always dreamed of! Proper ale, not that fucking fizzy gassy crap you guys pretentiously brand "King of Beers". I mean, I've seen American beers come in 355ml cans. What are you, twelve years old and drinking fucking shandy at the back of the youth club or something? Lots of tea. Bad news for you guys: I hope you know all fucking 67 verses of God Save The Queen, because it's thirty lashings for the first mistake you make during the morning recitation. Most of the people running for Prime Minister aren't idiots but are actually evil. Look on Wikipedia for Margaret Thatcher. If you wear a flat cap a year, nay, a day too early, you will look a prat. You get to read The Sun. You'll have to learn to tolerate that old man in the corner of the pub. You'll know the one I'm talking about. Just be careful if he comes near you, he's probably pissed himself again. You'll actually have to agree that NASCAR is shite compared to F1.
you know what happened the last time the british tried to claim a state right... they became the united states and british were picked off and massacred one by one
We're prepared to forgive and forget, though any revived attempt to overthrow the government will result in time spent in the stocks in the town centre. Hope you all had a good St George's day by the way. What's more English than celebrating the life of a Turkish soldier in a Roman army who sacrificed himself for a Hewbrew religion?
oh wow wtf is this about? you ummm english came begging us to save u from Hitler,and thats stone cold! maybe we should have let goering and his posse have their way with u brits! you and france are quite a piece of s++++and as the saying goes "thats stone cold"
See, a good proper English education would have ironed out half of the spelling mistakes and historical fallacies made in this post. In a way we're doing Ohio a favour. Don't don't worry, Bubbler from SC, you can have a crumpet and piping hot cup of tea in commiseration. Now, one lump or two?
Look,please take Mississipi,Alabama and Arkansas instead. You could have some real fun with them.I promise.
Fuck the british. You can all fucking die. Are you really trying to claim parts of the United States? Let's remember what happened last time you yellow toothed vermin tried to control Americans. We saved your asses from Hitler in WWII, and this is what we get? Ungrateful little bastards, thinking they're better than everyone else. At least Americans are hygenic and can take care of themselves. All you fucking Brits don't even know what a dentist is. You're economically worthless; you can't even produce a car that doesn't have wiring problems. You need to stop wasting your time on the internet acting like you're badass and go get a life. Try leaving your pitiful little island country and stop being so ignorant/ conceited. You're all just stuck-up, snobbish bitches.
Yes, some people from the UK forum section of Hipforums are really trying to overthrow the government in some parts of the United States, and we decided the best way of doing this was going into the chosen state's forum and saying "hello we're taking over". It's not, you know, a light-hearted attempt at humour. It's definitely not an example of sarcasm. Neither is this paragraph. Honest guv. If anyone has claim to this, it's actually the Russians - and in an odd way, Hitler himself. He decided to split his armies and fight the war on two sides - against the British and against the Russians. This tactical error meant that the battle on both sides took longer than he expected - so much so, he eventually abandoned the British side of things and concentrated on Europe just long enough for you guys to get bombed and realise, you know, maybe staying as neutral as possible and letting some raving mental dude with a tache and a funny salute wasn't a good idea. Of course, Britain could have intervened sooner in Europe - we kind of paid for that at Dunkirk. That should be "your". And don't worry about our teeth, I believe that dental hygeine is covered under our National Health Service.
