That should be "hygiene". And just because it's covered doesn't mean you're smart enough to take advantage. Regardless of your coverage, Brits' are well known to have rotten, yellow teeth.
Thank you for the correction. By the way, that should be "Brits". I definitely disagree with your assessment of British oral hygiene though. Look at Shane McGowan, he has a lovely set of teeth! Sure, it's been years since I've seen a photo of him, but I bet he's kept those in tip-top condition!
Yeah, didn't mean to put that apostrophe there. I'm just saying that dumbass conceited Brits have no right to come into an American forum about Ohio and 'claim' it as their own. That's bullshit. If anyone should be claiming anything, it should be Americans claiming your pathetic island as our own. Look at history: We kicked your asses in the Revolutionary War, and we saved your asses in WWII. We basically own you.
Actually, all joking and border-related shenanigans aside, I'd like to invite you to join in on this thread. JOOOOOIIIIIIN UUUUUSSSSSS (edit) and turn back a page and read my edited post.
Oh jolly good, bit of spunk in this one! That's what I like to see, bit of fighting spirit. Serve us well when we come to enlist strapping young Johnnies like your good self to help us take over Pennsylvania! Bit of saveloy and a bag of soggy chips and you'll be fighting under the Union Flag in the name of Ohio with the rest of our quaint little transatlantic cousins. We'll make it back to the home counties before supper!:biggrin: Matron'll have the stove on
Good sir, I protest at your lauding of the Unian...Union...Flag! Also, I'm very scared of going back to Matron, she's an utter beast of a woman :frown: I'm going to the other side, and not in the way Mad Old Aunt Mable claims her husband did when all her crockery went missing and the piano started playing itself at night. I'm already drawing up a battle plan. Prepare to quake in your boots...Englishman.
"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free" - I was the only one on the boat, so I had to huddle with myself. It was quite comfortable except when I got swept overboard. Yes, I have offically defected. Here, then, are my plans for kicking the English out of Ohio. 1 - "The Ohio Tea Party" - taking inspiration from the Boston Tea Party. We'll invite the Englishmen to take afternoon tea...then not offer them any biscuits or cake! Let's see their stiff upper lips quiver in quiet indignation at that! 2 - "Fuck U!" - We already omitted the U from color, neighbor and flavor. I propose we take it one step further and get rid of the letter completely! I was going to sggest getting rid of "O" instead, bt can yo imagine an episode of Sesame Street with **** Vn ****? 3 - "Nonsense of hmor" - we already don't get a lot of the British jokes, let's take it an extra step p by pretending not to get any of their jokes at all. Let's pretend we see Monty Python as a docmentary on sbrban English life. Red Dwarf is a tragic space opera. Ricky Gervais was never fcking fnny anyway, bt let's pretend he's even nfnnier. 4 - "No trace left" - let's eradicate any trace of Englishness in the fair land of Ohio! This is more symbolic than anything else, bt it's important that we grow as an independent people! Oh, except I still want my Doctor Who DVDs. And my Beatles albms. 5 - "New nation, new langage" - we can't have every Englishman and his great-grandmother eavesdropping on or plans. In honor of the French navy's assistance in the Battle of the Chesapeake and other parts of the War of Independence, we will adopt French as the national langage. The Englishman's nderstanding of foreign langages extends to TALKING...ENGLISH...VERY...LOUDLY...AND...SLOWLY...WHILE...MAKING...INCOMPREHENSIBLE...HAND...GESTURES, so they won't be able to learn and adapt to or plans. nfortnately, being part English myself, I will only be able to speak at a very basic level with the rest of yo. Bt these sacrifices are to be made, for the good of the contry! 6 - Je m'apelle Power_13. Il-y-a chien, j'amais! 7 - Sacre bleu! 8 - Err... 9 - Maybe we'll forget about speaking French ntil we can get some "learn how to speak French in a week!" DVDs in...
Forget what trippinballs said, I just say, "Bring it on, BRITCHES!!!!". For real, I think British people are cool, and I like the way they talk, and it would be difficult for them to have worse teeth than mine.. So let them come and attempt to invade Ohio. They will all be captured and be forced into slavery and the duties will be similar to those of a court jester. Power 13 could probably entertain my whole block!
the only good thing the british ever gave me was that show on ifc called IDEAL... with mars and cartoonhead and psycho paul... that show was fucking hilarious... i dont get much british humore but by god i loved that show... they never left the apartment and yet the plot and stories of each show were so filled to the brim... do you brits know what im talking about?
I've not heard of it, but a quick Google search tells me Johnny Vegas was in it. He's a funny bloke, a bit odd but funny You might want to try looking for a film called Sex Lives Of The Potato Men. I've not seen Ideal, but they both have Johnny Vegas in and I'm betting they might be similar.
Can you guys come claim illinois if you get a chance? We already claimed canada so it's like a two-in-one. I'll throw you 2 sodas, a fish taco and a stick of deodorant.
Are the sodas cool or lukewarm? You should also be warned I'm planning on renaming Ohio Murfreesboro. No real reason, I just like the way that name rolls off the tongue. Also, any English that attempt to invade Ohio won't be able to find it anymore.
