The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I tried digging my way to China last summer, it turns out the world is flat. But you should see the underside unspeakable things!

 

I can turn my head 360 degrees.

 

I've slept with many women

 

^^me too

 

We're lucky that , we've got a government that works for us , and does not interfere into any aspects of our lifes ...

 

you can trust a pedo with children

 

I think it may snow today.....;-)

 

Ive slept with 5 women....

 

I just ate tadpoles on a toasted garlic bun....;-)

 

I just bit the side of my check and it tasted good.

 

I love headaches

 

I love PMS.

 

I hope to never meet you all in a very lovely meadow while the drums tickle our minds and our body's soak up the cool evening air under a full moon.

 

i never get lost

 

I have a nine inch......rubber duck......;-)

 

I really hate the adrenaline rush I get from shooting guns (at targets)

 

I have better things to do than sit here and post with you people...

 

i make amazing, intricate structures from my toenail clippings...

 

I am stopping in to country girls place on the way to this next gig....;-)

 

my pelvic floor muscles are so loose, i could probably swallow a full grown adult whole