Did you ever say something and after you said it you wish you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did.... 1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he new better. 2. I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Withou! t thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls." 3. My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. 4. While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee ! last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exc hange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me was screams of laughter. 5. Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must hav! e had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing! He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! 6. This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for two days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing ! so hard!
Ya know it's funny you just said that because as I was trying to post a reply my computer crashed and you just reminded me they are pretty funny i got a good laugh. When I was a kid I had a bladder infection and had to take this stuff that turned my pee orange and it does't come out of clothes so my mom threw out my favorite underwear. Anyway one day we were in the dressing rooms-which were packed and I think it was my moms time of the month and I yelled out hey mom how come you won't let me wear old underwear but you can. I have actually done the blow job one before as I am very imaptient and can't sit still for very long I always smoke a litle something something before I get it done and after she took the foil out last time she's asked if i wanted it styled and I said exactly 'no sticky or hard stuff just straigtening gel and a blow job ple...' she laughed and I wasn't that embarassed and it was late so we were the only ones in there.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! I liked all of them they are so funny i laughed so much my fiancee bitched at me to stop laughing.
I have a video of a news thing where they are watching something about wild animals and the last animal they saw was a lion and when they stoped the video and went back to the news people the first thing the lady said was "Mmmmm nice pussy." then she got it and was embarassed
LMAO, I think I have seen that before. I know at one point a local news website allowed schools to post there delays and cancelings from snow storms directly from the website. No password no nothing. Ive seen a lot of pictures of some of the stuff said, it was hilarious.
