Poison ivy on my dick

that picture of the bubbly arm makes me wanna barf!

 

I omfg'd at that pic of the arm.

I have had the ivy so many times it's unreal. Once not too many times ago, I had a small blistery outbreak on my wrist, I saw it and thought, "Fuck, I better not scratch that." I think I was high at the time and ten minutes later I look down at my wrist and I am scratching it. "FUCK." Ten more minutes later my genitalia itched so I scratched down there.

It was horrible, I am uncut myself and my foreskin blew up in a way I wouldn't have ever imagined. I was completely coated down there, my ball sack was like an alligators back.

Fortunately, I didn't ever get it on the anus, that would've been the cherry on top for sure. I just had a bag of ice down there to try and comfort myself. Pretty much one of the most unbearable things ever. So, I feel you man.

 

finger (acetone) nail polish remover is good for taking off the ivy oil, do not wipe, but dab with cotton balls. or pour over area that will wash off the body, dont let the nail polish run to more sites, this why the dab method is best, dab a little, toss ball away, make a new one, repeat...

 

LOL i thought you were trying to find a new way to trip! LOL

 

lol, I might grow a bunch of salvia just so I can fuck that mean bitch!

 

So this should be the poison ivy thread... I have black dot poison ivy now. Weeding in my mom's b/f's garden is what got me this, I researched it and it said it is a "new" form of poison ivy, doctors are baffled by it.
That's just fucking spectacular ;] , I'm about to go leave for vacation Friday and I have this ivy crawling all over me.

 

thats poison HIV..

 

Faark!!!!!!!!!!

 

i've seen my share of poison ivy/oak.
when i worked in the ER, it was mainly kids who would contract the stuff.
we got adults to into the ER whom contracted that too.
i remember when i was a little kid in minnesota. my sister and i, were at our grandparents cabin.
we were in the woods looking for wild berries and, she had to take a piss.
after she relived herself, she grab a hand full of leaves to wipe herself with... they turned out to be poison oak!
poor michell wound up in the hospitial.
her pussy looked like that living death!uke:
they had to shove tubbing in through her piss hole and into her bladder so, she could pee. man! oh man! all that shit is the stuff of nightmares!

i guess i'm one lucky son of a bitch.
i have had poison ivy only once and, that was about 35 years ago. only got some minor skin irratation on, a small section of left ankle.

 

that's horrible. but a chick is probably more vulnerable than a dude in that region.

 

that sucks! i think i may be immune to it.
also, i like foreskin. but, i'm glad i don't have one, or a dick, or balls because of events like this.

and to think if that girl had just let it dribble instead of WIPING WITH LEAVES!

 

Oatmeal. Throw a couple of handfuls of Oatmeal into warm bath water and sit. Do not dry off as the oatmeal will leave a residue to stop the itch.

Never date a woman called Ivy again.

 

I've never had an experience with Poison Ivy, but there wass one time when I had sex al fresco, under the moonlight - all very romantic - that is until the bug bites started coming out later on.

 

Pic or BAN!