Just say it

Feel like saying something, anything.

There's a hole in the crotch of the shorts I'm wearing today

 

When someone says 'say something', I can't think of anything to say.

 

i ate so many cookies this past hour that i think i need to... ''you know!''

 

I went to the gym this morning and I forgot to shower before I went out :ack2:

 

My hat stinks after being wet for too long.

 

Masturbation needs to stop being looked at as a dirty act.

Even moreso than sex does.

 

I think masturbation is s sex.

 

I think I'll masturbate today

 

I'm much closer to the end of life than the beginning. Yikes!

 

But you're closer to whatever is next. Don't consider it anything less.

 

my coffee tastes funny.. And Im watching the Little House..

 

I've hurt my shoulder and, there's a poor baby elephant with a broken leg who is lost from her mummy

 

What does hurting your shoulder have to do with your leg?

 

Oh ha ha. Very funny.

 

Sobriety is the lowest level of human consciousness.

 

My right heel hurts from standing too long.

 

I wouldn't know.

 

i'm so overwhelmed =(

 

I'm envious.

 

I fucking hate the smell of garlic