Every fucking time someone needs a place to crash Im the first to offer, so you would expect me to at least been given a place in a fucking tent when camping in a place that I grew up. Especially when I have exams the next day and no sleeping bag. No thats fucking too much to ask though int it. So this morning when I woke up (covered in leaves next to a stray dog licking my face ) the line was crossed. I pulled out all their tent pegs and fucked them into the sea. Next time one of em thinks their staying at my gaff they can sleep in the fucking backyard the cheeky cunts. Usually relaxed as fuck towards shite like this but the amount of times Ive put them up.... Not fucking on. At least theyre going to have to buy new tent pegs The cunts.
Yeah, I'm for the most part pretty relaxed too. But every once in awhile a line gets crossed! I feel ya.
Ah no in fairness theyre sound lads, just sometimes they fuck about like this. Next time one of em want to stay at my gaff though Im going to be all smiles an that and then when they want to sleep Im going to kick em out into the shed or backyard. Job sorted. My mum just told my dad that I said no wonder he doesnt want to take her shopping as well for fuck sake. In fairness though I dont see why he should. She doesnt seem to be able to get her head round that though
you fucked them into the sea? hahaha if it makes you feel better i would have let you crash at me house fuckin` cunts
