Girls give me ideas please

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Dead Randomer, Jun 19, 2010.

  1. Dead Randomer

    Dead Randomer Guest

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    I've just done the "stop and go" method (every time i read the word "AND", while surfing on the internet) for about 2 and a half hours but i want to do something exciting. This is the longest i've ever prolonged masturbation so girls, give me some ideas please and it'll feel a hundred times better when i finally climax.

    Thanks and i'll report on my experience with whoever's idea sounds the best.

    p.s i'll pick this up tommorow after maybe 3 hours again of stop and go and see if you're idea was good!
     
  2. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    *blinks*
     
  3. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Jesus Fucking Christ...
     
  4. Dead Randomer

    Dead Randomer Guest

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    Just wantin' to make things interesting :confused:
     
  5. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    Breath deeply, moan a little, think of your naughtiest fantasies.
     
  6. Dead Randomer

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    i was thinking more practical but be a bit more adventurous please ;)
     
  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    sit on your hand for a while and then jack off, will feel like someone else is doing it

    or find a girlfriend, fucking hell :rolleyes:
     
  8. Dead Randomer

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    OK give me a sec, i'm just going to a bar?
     
  9. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    To be honest, I don't understand the question properly

    you've never not masturbated for any longer than a couple of hours, and you want to know what helps a better climax?


    I would arguably say only you would know that! Whether it's good porn, a cucumber up your bum or being hung up by a butchers hook

    it's for you to discover :D
     
  10. Dead Randomer

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    Yeah my question was just how i could have an interactive kind of orgasm because it's usually all my own ideas, nothing personal... A personal touch from someone will make it more exciting, i'm sure.
     
  11. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Try fucking things that aren't supposed to be fucked.
     
  12. High Plaines Drifter

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    Rub peanut butter on your balls and volunteer at the local animal shelter.
     
  13. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    cover him in chocolate and throw him to the lesbians :rolleyes:
     
  14. PB_Smith

    PB_Smith Huh? What? Who, me?

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    Quite jerkin for hours on end and get out and meet some real women and I don't mean online.

    The kind of personal touch I prefer is ACTUALLY touching.
     
  15. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Jerk off a shitload harder. Like your trying to fist your vas deferens
     

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