Vitamin Water

Not to mention a can of coke makes good toilet bowl cleaner. I drink coke once in a while not as much as I used to tho. they produce this kind of stuff then wonder why obesity climbs in children.

 

I love dragonfruit...mmm

 

FASHO!!! its my favorite too! the pink colored one right?

 

I'm fairly certain the XXX (blueberry/acai) is what God's semen would taste like.

And the orange one is a great medium to ingest a few grams of mushrooms.

 

dragonfruit is where its at.

 

39 grams of sugar is still 10 teaspoons of sugar. But you are right; when compared side-by-side with the least nutritious beverage in existence, it is marginally better. But Coca Cola doesn't have a recommended dosage and doesn't say to "take as needed."

 

Coke cleans your toilet bowl because it is slightly acidic. Citrus juice does the same thing.

 

vitamin water is gross and its also not good for you. 32 grams of sugar per bottle? thats 8+ teaspoons of sugar in one bottle....it can take as little as 3 teaspoons to suppress your immune system

 

no not really dragonfruit rapes.

 

Its awesome, i love it. Iam a huge fan.

 

the kwik trip version of "life water" has only 60cals and 5g of fiber.. FTW...unfortunately kwik trip is only in minnesota/wisconsin/iowa and i think a few other midwest states.. missouri.. maybe illinois

 

We have a kwik fill.. wonder if it's about the same thing.

 

no.. Kwik Trip and Kwik Star are only affiliated..

 

i'm one of those annoying people who thinks vitamin water is stupid
no offense
it's just like..what..is.this.

 

Yeah, stupid ass water. That water has absolutly terrible prowess of deductive reasoning, not like well water. Now that water's a smart cookie.

 

I like the 'Focus' type (the pink one). It's a shame Vitamin Waters are so expensive.

 

idk why you say marginally because i gave you the stats for a CAN of soda, which is the only thing i know off the top of my head

now for a BOTTLE of soda, coke in my example, there's 240 calories and 65 grams of sugar. compared to 39 grams.... i'll take the vitamin water.

 

water has no calories.. no sugar.. i'll take that.. save those calories and sugars for more enjoyable things

 

This shit happens all the time and I'm sick of it.

Hey man, try this new product... it's fucking good for you.

3 months later

Dude, didn't you see the research? That shit's bad for your flavarflavin metroballs.

And I'm like, fuck.

 

this is how i am too, but that damn focus one is sooooo good