surprise drug test....

Is there any way to pass a urine test with less than 24 hours notice? Preferebly without expensive detox products. If I just get synthetic urine how can I hide it? I can't just have it in my pocket...and being a girl I can't really crotch it

 

Buy a package of Surejell preserve, it's kinda like Jello, it should be in the canning asle. When you buy it, buy a 16oz. sprite, put the Surejell in there and shake it up. Don't worry, it's basically plain Jello and it has no taste. There you are, you're good to go for about 24 hours. It may make your pee a funny white-ish color, so drink a dark soda about an hour before the test.

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best way is to drink someone elses pee, from a person that dont use drugs...

 

ewwwwwwwww.

Sorry Orison, no nudes for you. lol

 

I think you meant to post this in the chat thread?

 

oops.

 

this is no joke? i payed 15 a bottle for jazz or some bullshit for court testing

 

How could you not know you had a test? that's like my dad saying I didn't know I had bills to pay

 

drug test? i thought you said butt sex

 

is that for real chrissy?

 

naw, what you do is go there and fake a kidney stone.. lol.. try and piss and start screaming in agony, fall to the floor crying..

 

bahahahhahha i love it!

 

Yep. A little trick my mom taught me.

 

your mother must be awesome! haha

 

She is. lol
She made me the hippie I am today.
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then you must thank her for being so great
i thanked my dad the other day for making me the way i am, ahhahaha