fucked up ways of telling that it's love...

the boyfriend is standing right fucking there when i'm trying to take a crap and he's eating his morning cereal. go away for a minute... sheeesh!

 

How nice to have such a showing of togetherness, it is the fibre of all relationships.

 

HAHA Cereal pun

 

lol
You know its love when not even a dropping a morning deuce can ruin breakfast :rofl:

 

I take it he ate a whole box of Cracklin' Oat Bran.

.

 

One of the dumbest cereal commercials I've seen is an old one where some dude's wife ate a whole box of Cracklin' Oat Bran. Then he's asking her, "Hey, did you eat the whole box of Cracklin' Oat Bran?!"

Look, if someone eats a whole box of oat bran, you're going to know it without asking.

.

 

Sometimes me and my girlfriend shit on each other while we're in the bathtub and laugh.

Is this a natural consequence of this thing you call "love"?

 

possibly, but it also defeats the purpose of getting cleannnnn lol

 

We tend to lick each other off afterwards.

Is that fine?

IS IT NATURAL?

 

Of course it is natural. Most people shit on those they love.

 

well its not to gross knowing that a chemical name youll find in pretty much every bar of soap and shampoo is actually made from cow feces/piss.... yes, true.

 

and here i thought chemical names were made from letters.

 

damn, i cant remember the name of this chemical. I think it has a p in it somewhere
well this is all I could find quickly.... http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587744,00.html

 

you lie. you don't have a girlfriend. :coffee:

 

urea? made from urine.. it's in a lot of 'cleansers' for the body.

 

hah yeah, that freaked me out when i first heard it, i almost couldnt believe it

 

'they' put a lot of .. nasty things "seceretly" into everyday products...

speaking of pee.. once the boyfriend and i were taking a shower and he tried to pee on me.. so i tried to pee back on him but his pee smelled so much like coffee that i started gagging, he started laughing... :frown: no more coffee before showers for him.

 

hahahahah ^
thats so funny

 

Wow...

You guys are really close.

 

yeah.. he offered to look at the ingrown hair on my ass cheek thats been bugging me. i said no, it'll go away on it's own.