The (New) Thread of LIES!!!

I care about what your saying

 

I know that's true.

 

Are you calling me honest?

 

No, of course not

:tongue:

 

I just ate a whole bag of ganja cause I thought I was about to be raided by the FBI...

 

I'm having snake for lunch today...I ran over it with my bicycle this morning...yummy for the tummy...

 

My beard is absolutely NOT white!.....;-)

 

I hate St-Jean-Baptiste celebrations and foremost having a paid day off for the occasion.

 

I had road kill possum for supper....;-)

 

I have Farmout tied up in my closet.

 

I am not liking what Nyxx is doing to me in this closet......

 

I'm a pyrosexual. I have sex with fire.

 

YeeGads, methinks Nyxx is NOT a Nymph.....;-)

 

i just shaved off all my body hair and make a scrumptious hairy snack...

 

^^^ My mouth is watering.:drool5:

 

^^^ i made a few too many, so have popped one in the post to you MB

 

^^^arty:

 

I am not a big fan of Hair Pie.....

 

I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt and lite it....

 

i jumped on the earth