fucked up ways of telling that it's love...

Haha, mine asked if I wanted him to pop a zit on my back. I told him the answer to that will always be NO! Likewise, I would never do it for him, either. Only fair.

 

Tell that to the girl that's dragging me to the bathtub asking me to shit on her exposed clitoris, or maybe just blow some bubbles (shit bubbles).

 

i don't believe you. you're depth charging the u-boats all by yourself.

 

i kind of believe in keeping some things a mystery.. don't think ill ever be shitting in front of a lover or watching it. i don't need to be THAT close.

 

I've let a woman who was not even my girlfriend pop a zit on my back. Is that blasphemous?

 

I had a girlfriend who forgot to flush once, I still remember it vividly

I couldn't look her in the eye for a good week. No pooping or zit popping around me, thank you very much.

:frown:

 

What was in the toilet? As far as I'm aware and have been told girls don't poop?

And fuck if it keeps em happy they can pop zits on my back all day..... (I don't have that many zits on my back btw)

 

I beg to differ, girls certainly do poo. Is it weird I felt emasculated at that very moment?

 

By doing that you have actually saved gallons of toilet water that way, which would have gone to waste by flushing your wee-wee down the toilette.

 

My new pick up line: Can I pee on you? Its to help protect the enviornment.

 

..:coffee:.............:nopity:



Cheers Glen.

 

Answer: a way of saving showering water!?

 

every time i turn around to wash my face dave pees on my leg or feet. like i won't notice. pfft.