where are my wire clippers?

The car alarm manufacturers should issue a set of wire cutters with every alarm to guarantee that you can silence it when you can't figure out how to disable it. They could call it a 'special service tool'.

FAQ

Q: "I can't shut off the alarm. What do I do?"

A: Use the provided Special Service Tool #271.

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it seems to have stopped... but two different car alarms have gone off since... :frown:

i can't even see the damn car.. just hear it. seriously.. if it's just going non-stop.. why the fuck do they even bother to turn the damn thing on if they're not bothered to come see why it's going.. or they can't hear it when it does go off? just stupid!

 

Let's get creative. Most of these alarm system have pressure sensors that set them off.

Get about a hundred of these cars together in a lot, set one alarm off, and let it cascade down all the rest. It will be a symphony of car alarms.

Someone on youtube probably already did this.

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Well, at least the problem is obvious now: Your street is haunted.
Solution: mass exorcism.

 

thats nothing. Some asshole was trying to cut down trees near the end of my property with a chain saw. now it was a nice quiet day at work. I figure wow what a great day Im going to have.. pttf yeah right.. Between the yelling WTF are doing?" "im cutting down this tree" .. "no your not its not your property!!!" "its not your property either" "wait just a fucking minute" I goes in house, get my phone and a firearm,, call the police ( i didnt have to pull weapon on dude, just had it case he got funny with chain saw: cops come, and they were about to shoot him. Totally whack job arguing with them. Then 3 more cars came, and Im like WTF!!! WTF!!!!damn fucking idiot!!!!oh he went for a ride, I hear the AC is on at the jail, he'll be fine..

 

I hope he didn't rent that chainsaw. Its gonna suck to have to pay for it.

 

well, if he did its from Chuko bros and they are pretty reasonable when it comes to stuff like that, 90% of their work force are criminals..

 

you can rent a chainsaw now?

i guess it still beats renting a condom.