Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten!

Please <sob>... Stop the slaughter!

 

I've indirectly killed a LOT of kittens then...

 

Might be the other way around.

 

Kinky.

 

Well, uh, maybe you're right: Every time God kills a kitten, you masturbate?

 

Actually,I meant when I kill a kitten,god--never mind.

 

Nah, you meant the way he interpreted it.

 

when i bust a nut, a Siberian tiger mauls a ghey entertainer.. ..




oh, tis is not wrong joke section.. my bad..

 

I went to see a comedy show with this title.

 

Really. Good. Best I get stuck in.

 

That is so old!

But still.

 

I hate cats

I am going to masturbate all over them, hopefully then they will stay the fuck away from me.

 

No wonder such wildcats as tigers etc are nearing extinction.

 

Then that's the most pleasant feline slaughter avalable. Wank on!

 

I wonder then who is responsible for poor little Sputnik's death?...

 

I had to bust the nuts myself, my gf's pussy was to wet, her mouth was getting sore and i was sweating to death.. I jacked it in the shower, then she came in asking me if i ws alright and i was just about to cum and said fine, would you want me to give you this then, you dont have get messy if you dont want to, I think your too wet.., and she said no baby its fine, and then i came for her, stroking my cum on my dick with the shower water. she watched from sitting on the toilet. I said I could of cum on your face, and she smiled, then i sprayed her with the shower head like it was cumming while she sat on the t, rinsed my dick off a little bit, stepped out the shower and feed my cock in her mouth... she sucked me smoothly, while I leaned in thrusting, she makes a few gagging sounds i love so much just right. then I pull out where she just has the head and I stroke them last drops out ..

 

did u fuck that hooker at the airport ?

 

hell yeah... really, i paid to suck on her toes,, she loved it... lots of oral, didnt doddle to much wasnt really late, 420safe, cheerleader type, playful, reasonable .. 5stars..