Safety at Work: A Naked Man Almost Broke into My Office Just Now

He almost got me. I am always so scared that this type of shit will happen, and it almost did. Really shaken up!

 

He just got tazed

 

was he carrying a power tool covered with duct tape?

 

at least he didn't wet his clothes when he got tazed, since he was naked and all.
Where do you work that you have naked guys running around breaking into offices?

 

I work ina retail shopping center. There are always a lot of pandhandlers around, but never anyone this crazy. I was sitting at my desk and I here something slam into the plat glass window next door. That something wa sa naked old man screaming at the top of his lungs. I ran to lock the door and called the police. He left a headprint in their window. I feel so bad for him because he seemed tormented. They had to hog tie him too.

Meanwhile, it took 10 mins for our secutirty company to respond to my panic alarm. Nice work losers!

This shit always happens to me when I am alone. Sometimes we get mentally unstable people that walk in a steal all of our candy, or will just come in and stare at us or harass us. As soon as the manager gets here I want to go home. So, sick of this shit.

I'll go back home to my side of town where crackheads are part of the family and you don't have to be scared of them.

 

Can’t say the same for that naked guy at wrightsville beach who was 'tazed & confused' over the
memorial day weekend


Hotwater

 

My sentiments exactly.

For real, that is some crazy shit. I would have had a mini panic attack if I were you. One of those where you freak out really bad in your head. Probably a good thing I wasn't in your shoes.

 

Haha!

 

So basically you wrote down your name and address and told him to call you when he’s
discharged from the psych ward


Hotwater

 

mace.

 

poor guy's probably got schizophrenia

 

Can't Say Iv'e Ever Had A Naked Man Smash A Window To Get Into My

Orifice, They Usually Just Ring The Doorbell...



Cheers Glen.

 

silver lining: you got to see someone get tased....I'll bet it was better than the videos on youtube

 

bp oil employee..

 

Get back to work !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

She's having a trauma/coffee break.


I would have been terrified. Old man penis is gross.

 

Still a better response time compared with the LAPD in the LA riots, the government in the 9-11 and Katrina fiasco, and BP in the oil spill.

Perhaps the naked dude was one of your security people.

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Or ring the doorbell in an unconventional manner.

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Anyway, enough of the cornball jokes.

Sorry about your heroine experience. That must have been upsetting, to say the least.

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:smilielol5:

I almost lost bladder control when I read that.
:rofl: