Rhyme With Me!

I don't know if this has been done before, but I couldn't find it anyway.

Everybody has to rhyme with the sentence above it. (no orange or purple etc)

I start...

"I was takin' a bath when I felt something sticky"

 

i looked down and saw something so icky

 

When I touched it, it felt very prickly.

 

i stuck it in my mouth very quickly.

my insides turned to sand, my eyes to goo

 

bent over and did an amazing green poo!

 

And I realised it came from you.

Until now, my story no-ones heard.

 

it involves a hippie computer nerd
his hair in dreads and with bare feet.

 

I think his name was Pete,
and in magazines he did pose.

 

in the latest womans panty hose
pete liked his work and the pay was good

 

He worked and posed every day he could,
See pete's a dude I'd love to meet.

 

But wait, I already know a man named Pete.

 

who runs around painting feet.
but that Pete isn't nearly as cool

 

He spends his day sitting by the pool,
reading a book that nobody knows.

 

the only parts he lets in the water are his toes,
he doesn't like undressing.

 

Unless he is only messing,
the fact of the matter is..

 

clothes for him are a blessing,
or else the world would be covered by his jizz.

 

It isnt a quiz,
That I myself was messed

 

I went to church and confessed
my bad deeds and the such

 

I thanked the priest very much,
And began to wonder where I left Pete

 

So I checked in between my toes which are on my feet
But I failed to find him no matter how much I looked