Ohhhhh THERE'S my gag reflex!..oops

so I casually say to my mom that the only reason id get a job is for trivial little things, like keeping my hair pink. and I mentioned its starting to fade and you can see brassy blonde spots(I'm in school and I have alot to get done by a certain deadline). so she said, you can earn money to go get the dye! so I said sure! she sais clean your room, and I mean spotless, under your bed, in your closet, everywhere. and ill come check to see if its good enough when you're done. so I said sure why not I need hair dye seems like a good deal...I feel 12 again but why not.
So my room isnt a very big room, its gets messy quick because when I look for clothes I throw them on the floor. and I leave things in my room.
I have a big queen sized bed pushed against the wall in the corner
so quite often, things will get pushed back to the wall side underneath and I wond find them
sometimes its cool cause i'll loose one of my favorite beanies and ill find it right?....
so i'm cleaning my room, and theres a lot of paper... and clothes, and sand lmao...so Im sweeping. and pulling out the clothes from under my bed. Ive almost got the majority of the stuff out (ITS A BIG FUCKING BED)....
and guess what I find.
on top of my cambrian book. the one that tells you all the courses etc.
a fucking used condom.
A FUCKING USED CONDOM
there comes my gag reflex
my brothers in the kitchen, the kitchen is right down a short hallway next to my bedroom
im trying to get this disgusting condom
into a garbage bag ive been using to clean...without barfing and him seeing.
I feel like such a slob now!! I mean this condom...dates back to around st.patricks day. we had sex (a guy I met at a st.patricks day party)a bunch of times that night, and thats the last time I had sex in my own room.
oh god im going to be sick lmao

:rofl:

 

Did you know that most cities have a hazmat department to deal with just these sorts of situations?

 

LMFAO I know I know, its BAD

 

just from a snottily editorial standpoint...the only male mentioned in your little story is your brother, and they you say "we had a buncha sex around st. patties day." and well, if you don't fix it you may get some of the less mature sorts being awful about it. that is all

 

I had the same brother/sex thought, KC.

 

i rarely amiss on these things.

 

me too. incest.

 

If you hadn't used the thing, you would covered in another humans barf and constantly gagging pretty much regardless- if you catch my drift

 

I was scared when I read this...........that you were going to say you reused it!!

 

jobs sure are overrated eh?!

 

i'm still confused as to why the op would be disgusted by a something that contains the bodily fluids of her partner (brother?), as well as her own. why is it gross?

immature sex perhaps?

 

ok that is pretty gross, just imagining a crusty used condom...ew.

 

There it's been incest edited.....THERE COMES MY GAG REFLEX AGAIN...you guys have an active imagination.

 

lmao

 

well.......lmao jk

 

My own used condom would not gross me out...but the ones I see on the sidewalk sure do.

 

wow, lol, there are some weird posts on this thread, but funny story! haha, even though it's kind of nasty.

 

me too:coffee:

 

I though the gag reflex story was going to be way hotter.

 

if you found a 4-month-old bag of your partner's and your own shit, you would find it pleasant?