Trying to do anal

P.S. there is some seriously bad info here. Anal is an acquired taste....we can chat if you wish...

 

Uh-Oh Bad Info

My gf arrives tomorrow
While she seems to have no issues as long as I take it slow (We've done it a whole 1 time), it is I who has the issue.

She really wants to, and I have promised she can do me, I still can't seem to get past the pressure/feeling like I'm going to poop issue.

I would rather not start an entire thread on it-so anyone have any ideas.
I've read pro & con on enema's.
I can't foresee it ever being enjoyable without eliminating the shit issue.

 

My girl friend loved anal sex and she liked to play with me.I got to like it alot after a time,and she love to use toy on me.But we have now split up,but i still really enjoy using toys with lots of loob when i masturbate.Its nice to know other people do the same.

 

I know what you mean with the 'funny poop' feeling. I've been there trying to give myself a 'massage'.
Unfortunately I never got over it and I've never picked it up again so I can't say what a good solution would be from experience.
As best as I figure, it's either something you'll get used to over time and you just gotta stick it out remembering that it's him not actual poop or...
you're just not into anal but I recommend you try going all the way before making any decisions in that regard.

 

It is a warm tingle for me...no poop feeling, but I have never tried it until I was super horny and dripping wet!

 

Hmm-that can be hard for me lol

What up with the bad info?

 

My wife loves anal and we do it a lot. She says that when I slide back and forth that it does feel like shes taking a shit. She does prefer me to be all the way in and just stay there or move only a little bit. My reward for doing so is that she clamps down/squeezes her asshole. Drives me crazy.

Just saying - if it feels funny at first try smaller movements.

 

I'm with her! It's much less painful and thus more pleasurable.

 

Any luck! LOL I hope so cause it is awesome once you acquire the right position and mood for it.

 

maybe you should give it a try with a dildo or something else to get use to the sensation before having you man stick it in you.

 

Good to hear! Its never been a pain thing for her, just that sensation of "in out in out" making her feel like a BM is on the way.

 

OK call me a curmudgen or a misanthrope. But I'm reading phrases like buttfucking or assfucking all over this thread but you still say poop or BM instead of shit. To me that is kind of bizzare.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

My ex was the instigator of our anal sex,she loved watching anal movies. She went to the local chemist and purchased some ky, and that evening she prepared her ass b4 I came to bed,she was layiing naked on her stomach, and I thought she was just after her usual back massage, whilst doing this I would have my cock in her ass crack. Well I started the usual massage then discovered her ass felt greasy, I asked her why she said ive always wanted to know what a cock felt like in there, for months she had been toying herself in the ass whilst masterbating. Needless to say the next 3 years where spent mainly in her ass she loved it, now im married (15 years) to a lovely woman who wont let me put a finger there, she doesnt even know if it is painfull or pleasurable she just wont try

 

Funny story actually... today i took this girl i've know for a while out in the woods, we set a blanket down and were fooling around and i turned her over and all of a sudden I said "I would stick it in your butt but i dont want to hurt you" She said it was fine as long as I was gentle, so I stuck it in there, it took a little over a minute i went pretty slow so it wouldn't hurt her (surpisingly the condom didnt break) after a minute or do of ferociously pounding her ass i noticed it was hurting her so i stopped and said okay lets not do it that way if it is hurting you.. So we stopped a minuted my dick went limp, and i told her she reaches down to grab my cock and rub it to make it hard and she screams. To my suprise there is shit allllll over the condom. I laughed my ass off and simply changed condoms and she sat there in shock, I fucked her a little while longer and when we were done i stuck my finger in her mouth to suck on (it was from the hand i changed the shitty condom with and there was still poo residue on my finger) She said "Oh that didn't taste like my pussy" I laughed.. what a great day.

 

Before anal, try not to eat for 4-6 hours... This will keep the poo from dropping into the rectum...If you love your lover, give yourself an enema...connect with your ass, be 'one' with the sphincter...and your colon. Your lover can also then tongue you deeply in your ass without fear of 'stew' being his/her present...

That said, try long, slow ass play to warm you up before the penetration begins...Get yourself to 2nd base and the shitting effect may diminish or go away...nothing finer than to be a in a beautiful womans ass and rubbing her clit to orgasm after orgasm...

original posters pic is so hot... i would eat your ass and more any day of the month...