I kn ow someone that thought because its the 700club its members give them 700 dollars a month.. this guy thought this and robbed this old lady pistol whipping her for less than $30.00 .. If it will tell you how stupid this person is, it was her own granson in the dark at 2am.. partially convicted by the state to probation cause she dropped the charges, but you cant with violent crime in PA sometimes...
Que twilight zone theme.... "...Imagine if you will A multi-millionaire television evangelist, Saved from Korean combat duty by his father, a u.s. senator Studied law -- But is not qualified to practice it Father of a love child Who, in adulthood, hosts the remnants Of papas religious propaganda program Claims not to be a faith healer, But has, in the past, Dealt sternly with everything from hemorrhoids to hurricanes Involved with funding for a secret war in central america Claiming ronald reagan and oliver north as close friends Involved in suspicous tax-avoidance schemes, (under investigation for 16 months by the i.r.s.) Claims to be a man of god; Currenty seeking the united states presidency, Hoping we will all follow him into -- The twilight zone What if pat gets in the white house, And suddenly -- The rights of certain people disappear Mysteriously? Now, wouldn't that sort of qualify As an American tragedy? (especially if he covers it up, sayin' Jesus told it to me!) I hope we never see that day, In the land of the free -- Or someday will we? Will we? And if you don't know by now, The truth of what Im tellin you, Then, surely I have failed somehow -- And jesus will think Im a jerk, just like you -- If you let those tv preachers Make a monkey out of you! I said: Jesus will think you're a jerk And it would be true!"... (Frank Zappa lyrics from "Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk", Broadway the Hard Way 1988) ZW
The prophet is false, but the profits are real !!!!! Jesus was a true prophet, but not nearly as pofitable!
You know, I was watching the other night (a guilty pleasure of mine I suppose, I love to see Pat Robertson work the wondrous magic of sophism), and they were having one of their fund-raiser deals. After getting calls left and right for donations in the tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars, someone finally called, stated they had recently come into an inheritance, and would like to donate $1 million. $1 million. $1,000,000 ONE MILLION DOLLARS
