When you masturbate where to put the sperm

First of all where is it normal to masturbate, after that where to pu the ?

 

Its normal to do it in any part of the house
The semen.... I flush it, some people eat it, others put it in the bin....
Just don't put it in your girl/boyfriend... THAT would be weird

 

the other day, after a very sexual week to begin with, i squeezed one out that shot (well into oblivion cause all I could see were lots of stars. I have no idea where it went... It was hella awesome though, Id like to have more like that. but think ill stick to taking lsd to see g-d.. ;p
normally a tissue or a clean spot on the crusty panties used for the last 200 or so time..

 

i usually masturbate into the toilet, but sometimes onto my body then i have a great shower

 

Sometimes a mouth, sometimes a tissue, sometimes a sock, sometimes wherever and roll over a go to sleep. Always laying down, naked and relaxed.

 

Lately I just let it fly onto my stomach. I will lick off my fingers and then find a napkin or piece of paper towel that I made sure was in reach.

When I was younger I used to shoot on my stomach and then lie on my side. If I was still awake after like 10 minutes the cum would start rolling down my stomach to my side to the sheets. But it was such a cool feeling having different amounts of cum dripping at separate times and different speeds.
It was the best when I was almost asleep and had forgotten about it.
It really would feel really neat.

 

You should conserve water and fill ice cube trays with it.

 

Can I offer you a cold drink?

 

haha...when i was in jail[80s]there was a dude that made no secret of what happened to his ejaculate...every night...and i do mean each and every night he would take off his socks and throw one on the floor and one up into his bunk......tips on masturbation featured in the written by bobcat goldthwaite movie ''worlds greatest dad''

 

emmm... you should just use tissue or somethin .. or a sock

but what would i know...... bein a girl

 

Sometimes when i'm at the computer i will be on my knees and i will be masturbating like that. i will shoot it on the floor and then after i am done i will clean it up with some tissues and you would never know what happened

 

is this so that you dont splooge onto the keyboard?

 

I'm just guessing you don't have carpet near your computer. lol

 

it is carpet lol, i dab it off with either a Kleenex or a small hand towel lol :eggnog: ps..cum on keyboard = not very nice

 

I keep an old towel beside the PC. When I come by hand (as opposed to in the FleshLight) it generally gets caught between the shaft & the skin between my thumb & forefinger. This means it's simplicity itself to wipe off.

 

wait...theres sperm in that stuff???..ewwwww

 

very tiny whales..

 

In a sock.

 

Either on my legs, chest or in my mouth. Depends on the night and how horny I am.

 

I don't need sperm to masturbate, i just use my fingers