Sam, I think you have a problem... That said, I feel that way about spicy blue corn chips and the spicy garlic salsa that the Mennonites make around here. I have yet to find a mainstream substitute, so when I move away, I will probably have it trucked in or I will not be able to function normally. There are very few things I would not eat with salsa, so sign me up for rehab as well.
pickle pringles and spinach dip ..... yer gonna be popular on the bus in the morning... never tried 'em, the salt n vinegar pringles rock tho'