Pervs at nude beaches

All nude beaches are clothing OPTIONAL, but when it comes to the culture, optional should be a very lightly used term.

Most of the time, all the people who walk on the beach fully clothed or a publicly acceptable swimsuit, but come the fuck on, you're at a nude beach! Why be so reserved?

This kinda shit has gotten to me enough to the point where I shout things at them like:

"Hey nice rags ya got there!"
"Whatcha got hidin' underneath those textiles bud no need to be ashamed."
"Why ya keepin' yourself covered, hiding your small dick or something?"

It's good to make them feel uncomfortable about wearing clothes on a nude beach. Making it a full complete roll reversal.

But today I was visiting with this girl I'm dating and she was accompanied by one of her female friends. As we're laying down in the sun we start kissing and caressing each other. But before too long, the three of us were surrounded by 3 gawkers.

I repositioned myself, laying between the two women, making it look like I was with both of them.

Even though these guys were nude, they were really creepy. One of them was behind a large piece of driftwood, pulling his thing. I stared down two of them and said "Ya like what you see!? What the fuck ya doing?" Eventually the 2 of them that were in plain eyesight left (including the one who was choking his chicken). The third one was behind us and I had to tell him to leave myself.

This is the first time I've ever had to deal with a situation like this. I never had a bad experience at a nude beach before this. If they were clothed, I probably wouldn't have been nearly as nice to them.

If you're going to a nude beach to look at beautiful nude bodies, fine. Just don't be a creep about it and be more subtle.

I felt I handled the situation well for the most part.

The trick is to make the creeps feel as uncomfortable and guilty about themselves as possible.

 

I lold..

 

Cool story bro.

 

Men like the 3 concerned should be confronted. I think you were actually more restrained than many people would have been.

 

It is a familiar story. Every summer, the same pervs dressed in neat shirt sleeves, long jeans and dark glasses stroll up and down the peach, planting themselves within easy visual distance of some guy(s0 they want to eyeball or watch over time, often for 1-2 hours or more, just circling the same spot. No escaping this bad behaviour and worse, they seem to think they are tolerated. Wrong. This coming summer, here in Australia, a guardian nudist group will be monitoring our lovely clothing optional beach for adverse behaviour, namely from perverts and those just going for a "good look" or making close passes to the youngsters (who are often with parents or friends but may wander off and fine themselves attracting attention). It's always the men doing this. Being a clothing optional beach, it's got a lot of naked bodies there most of the time, and people are free to wear what they want, but ulterior motives will become very clear when there is untoward behavioural traits on show for all to see. The Police know about it, so does the local Council, and both welcome the guardian group's "watch" for behaviour that is socially unacceptable.

 

3 of them and 1 of you... not good odds at all.

same kind of thing happen here back in the 1990's, at a skinny dipping spot near austin, texas, called hippie hallow.

the group of pervs were confronted by this guy and his girlfriend.
they raped both of them and killed them.
it took a rape and murder before the rangers took action.

you need to learn to keep your mouth shut!
there are all kinds of crazies in the world, who will beat the living shit out of you and/or kill you over little shit like that.

report that type of shit to the authorties and let them handle it.

you and your friends lives and safety are not, worth you proving how alpha male you are.

 

Hehe be careful mate,you dont know what they might do to you for saying that!

 

I agree, got to be more careful, even pervs can have a short fuse (pun semi-intended) and make trouble

actually insecure folks, likes the ones that never get nude, may be more agressive...

 

People that dont wanna get naked in public HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED INTO THINKING ITS WRONG,DIRTY,ETC.......

Yes they can be MORE PROBLEMS to those of us that are not shy than anyone else!

 

Yeah, I guess saying SOME things can be reckless. But I feel that I can say some things, as long as I'm not the only one on my own. Most of the time, the clothed ones are just walking by with incognito sunglasses on trying to examine everybody. I've never actually said the 'small dick' comment, but thought about it.

 

listen dude111; i dare you to do, what i saw one guy do about a year ago.
i was setting in a restaurant eating a salad. i was by the window, looking out at the freeway. same old, same old; next time i looked up, here was this nude guy standing by kurb, trying to thumb a ride. (where in the hell did he come from)?


he was out there about 10 minutes, and no one stopped to pick him up. (i wonder why)?
the police showed up and took him away.


i double dare you, to walk down the street in mainstream culture nude, and see what happens.
here in texas. if you pull that type of shit. you get put on both the state and national sexual offenders list for life!

i go nude where there are other people who are cool about it.

i got enough wits about me, i would never, every, pull that in mainstream culture.
mainstream people are stuck up and nuts!

 

Yes i know!!!!

ITS A SAD WORLD........ All animals on this planet ARE NAKED,there is NO REASON WE CANT BE!!

There is nothing dirty about the human Body! (Unless it isnt kept clean)

 

There is a neighboring town 10 min from me and they allowed public nudity. Not very many people took advantage of it. Most of the time ot was the topless and nude people who would ride their bikes in that part of downtown. But every once in a great while, someone would be seen totally naked. This went on and on until some jackass from out of state kept walking naked by elementary schools. Because of him the city finally banned it.

 

What an idiot!!!!!!!

 

Fueled by Coffee,

I know the town you are talking about, having seen it in the news.
There are some parts of the country where most of the people in a town could be persuaded to let nudists do our own thing as long as we are not making a big spectacle in front of gift shops and restaurants where all the tourists (and their dollars) go.
You are right the local teens were not the main problem. If they had been nude in the city park, quiet neighborhoods off the main drag, this may never have boiled over. This could have led to nude hours at city pools, tennis courts, and a lot of accommodation and cooperation between city and people who want to be nude.
I am not saying that there's no place for "in your face" type protests, but I think we could have gained a lot more by the soft approach, giving people a chance to learn about us and see that our way of life is good.