DMT noob

i litterally know nothing about this substance i know itll make you trip hard with intense visuals for like 20 mins. whats a good starter dose? feel free to throw any random info about dmt in too

 

a good starting point is to never use the words Dmt and noob together again.

 

roger that. now on to the real question...

 

Bullshit. This has to be bullshit. Either that or I give up.

 

dude... are you tripping. what is bullshit

 

Shit. From a bull.

 

That is correct.

 

no seriously why are you freaking out

 

everyone is a nood in DMT world and if you dont believe me, ask the ALIENS..

 

very well... did they analy probe you?

 

yes, but nothing compares to what they have you Probe..

 

:O

 

jack, you're a pretty good troll. keep it up. well i mean . . . don't, but ya know. obviously you're good at it, so do what you're natural at.

 

haha my name isnt jack, its brandon. i use jack the stripper as a play on words of jack the ripper. then i found out jack the stripper was another serial killer, so now i guess im a serial killer

 

lmao dude your 15 years old. you do not need dmt in your life. a breakthrough would probably freak you out from psychadelics for a WHILE. grow up man and enjoy life, not dmt

 

id enjoy life if it was enjoyable ill be 16 come monday

 

After hundreds of journeys and close to a hundred breakthroughs i can say with confidence that i will ALWAYS be a DMT Noob.

THANK ALL THAT IS GOOD AND NOVEL IN THIS UNIVERSE!!!!!!!

If you do not understand, just wait a few decades and you'll get it like a 30-ton safe falling on your head.

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