If You Could Party With a Piece of Fruit,

What fruit would it be and why?

I think a coconut.

Because they're cocoNUTS

 

Get your mind out of the gutter

Also, pineapple.

 

Let a man dream!

 

A peach!

 

i partied with a banana before, well Banana Man. but hm this is a tough question. Maybe a mango or a rasberry or even a grape

 

Grapes seem like they would start shit with other people too easily. Maybe it's a size complex.

 

i was thinking they'd be bouncy and full of energy

 

If they come in a bunch then hell yeah!

 

id party with almost any fruit except cantaloupe

 

What you got against cantaloupe?

 

why not a cantalope

 

I'd like to smoke a blunt with Elton John. Does that count?

 

I said piece of fruit

So pick a limb.

 

cantaloupes are liars and they cannot be trusted

 

Surely Dragonfruit are more deceptive

 

a kiwi

 

Interesting. Please explain

 

I'd have to say kiwi too, since my girl is a kiwi.

 

A Kiwi because of the unique flavor kinda tangy/Sweet

 

Ah. So you want a gentleman who'll hold the door open for you but still show you a good time.