I was helping this guy paint his apartment let's call him Ron (after all that is his name) and getting paid lots of money to do so. After we get done for the day he says "hey Adam get over here, I wanna talk to you about sumthing" I sit down a seat away from him on his couch and start chowin down on some left over pizza He slowly reveals to me he's gay I had absolutely no clue. He took so long to get to the point that I kinda saw it coming but it still hit me like a brick. That's not bad right? He continues to talk to me about it, asks me what I think about the subject, all that fun junk. It is one of the most uncomfortable situations I've ever been in then he starts going into detail about how he found out he was gay, when he found out he was gay, and a shitload of other personal things along with some very personal questions. It is the most uncomfortable thing ever I mean I thought about running away, screw the money. I calmed down a bit and he decided for absolutely no reason to tell me sometimes he goes downtown and pays young guys a hundred to four hundred bucks to suck his dick. He tells me about how chicks suck at blowjobs and yada-yada. The whole thirty minute car-ride home he is talking about cocksizes and asking me about my size (cause you know us polish guys) then he tells me he gladly give me the best blowjob ever (he read how in a mgazine) and if he saw me on a streetcorner downtown he'd gladly pay me $400 to suck his dick or vice-versa It is the absolute worst situation ever but to top it off... The other day I was whackin' off I didn't have any material so I started thinking about this hot girl in my Japanese class. I was rubbing her titties, kissing her neck, then she started going down on me. I'm getting all into the fantasy is very vivid I can almost feel her mouth then this super hot chick turns into... Ron a thirty-year-old dude. I literally puked all over my bed. It's so sick and now I might finally be able to get a job (yay!) at the Getgo he works at (boo) Damn! I thought getting that off my chest would help but I just feel sick again
Okay, for one thing, the guy obviously thought enough of you that he figured you'd be the kind of person to accept him for who and what he is. For another thing, he went over the top as far as admitting all this to you, especially the part where he propositioned you without apparently knowing what your sexual orientation is. It is understandable when a person feels the need to unburden him or herself of a secret. Imagine how Ron must feel, having the need of a sexual outlet but having to get it in a risky, "taboo" way like paying young gigolos for blowjobs. (It's good you don't let him suck you off -- who knows what his risk factor is for things like HIV, hepatitis, etc.!) I don't see why the unfortunate transformation of your jerkoff fantasy made you literally vomit on your bed, though! I mean, cripes, get a grip! It's good that you got it off your chest here. I think you're going to need to set Ron straight about your straightness, and TELL HIM that it made you uncomfortable that he unloaded on you like that -- particularly the part about his offer to you. If you care at all about the guy, let him know you're not "angry," and that he should not feel horrible (I mean, come on, let's muster a little sympathy for the guy and not trounce his feelings as a human being). But let him know that there is a line you will not accept your acquaintances crossing, and be clear about where it is. You may accept the fact that he's gay, without being willing to be hit on or made to feel like you're being leered at. I've been "come-out-to" by gay acquaintances, and I've tried to be an understanding straight dude about it, and I've managed to do just that. Just be human to the guy. Understand that we all have our burdens to bear, and sometimes people need to spill them to others and feel accepted even in spite of it all. Lighten up, man. Don't take life so seriously -- it's only life, after all. -Jeffrey
Leecey, is that a quote from Monty Python in your sig? It seems familiar... And is that pic in the fuzzy slippers you? Cute! -Jeffrey
yeah, I concur with jeffrey when it comes to how you should treat him from now on.... that said, he didn't exactly deal with coming out to you fantabulously. Telling you about how he uses prostitutes, and then telling you how much he'd pay for you... hell, that would make me uncomfortable coming from anyone, guy or girl. Just make sure you mention that hearing about someone, anyone, talk about the prostitutes that they use makes you uncomfortable.
Yeah, its sweet of him to trust you and all that, but I seriously ahve met people similar to that, and my advice is to stay away from him. He's a complete creep if he just randomly starts telling you every personal detail about his sex life, that he was trying to pick you up so you'de give him a bj, and that he's PAYING young boys to do that! Honestly, I'd probably call the police if they're not 18...Actually, even if they are. That's called prostitution (well, supporting prostitution I guess), and as far as I know, its completely illegal except it one state. If he bothers you anymore, tell him it's uncomfortable and if he continues, file for harrassment. Anywho, as far as the pukey thing, I'm sorry, but I found that incredibly amusingIt sounds like something you'de see in a movie! As for that...um...I dunno, just try to find some porno next time to distract yourself?
Dude that musta been so fkin weird, I woulda upped and gapped it if some guy started saying stuff like that to me.
Well, tell him he can suck your dick all he wants for $400 a pop. Shit dude, make some $$ and keep it down home. I'm not gay but I'd let a guy suck Mr. Happy for $400 a pop. However, NEVER touch his dick. Ever. Seriously. PS - flake, I wanna do Leecey. . .
