I got sent these in an email: Indiana and Ohio have laws banning male skating instructors from having sexual relations with female students. A violation is considered a felony, though apparently female skating instructors can get it on with male students. In Texas, only registered pharmacists may sell condoms or other forms of contraception on the streets or other public places. Anyone else, even doctors, could be accused of unlawfully practicing medicine. You may be a criminal and not even know it! Oral sex is illegal in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington, D.C. In Virginia, it's illegal to have sex with the lights on. If unmarried couples are caught having sex in Michigan, they can face up to a $2,500 fine and five years in prison. In Washington, anyone who shall seduce and have sexual intercourse with any female of previously chaste character shall be punished. Puts a damper on the honeymoon, doesn't it? In Oklahoma, it is illegal for a man to accuse a woman of being a nonvirgin or sexually impure. A conviction can carry a fine of up to $500 and up to 90 days in jail. In Texas, using or owning more than six dildos can qualify you for a felony. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a couple to shoot a gun when the female partner has an orgasm. In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed. An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". In the state of Washington, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. there are many more but these were some of the funniest, thought I'd share
haha makes me what to run around on the highway in KY with a big club in a bathingsuit and see what happens. I always wonder why they dont go through and clean up all this stuff, Id be curious to see what happens if someone trys to enforce them. I know here its still leagal to beat your wife, but only on the church steps on sunday and it has to be with a stick no bigger then a certian size.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a couple to shoot a gun when the female partner has an orgasm. Guessing that most of these laws were created to solve a specific problem, Connorsville must have had a very lively woman in their town.
It is illegal to walk, drive, boat across the mckees rocks-pittsburgh border with an erection.. I made that up cause I got off work and im horny as all hell...
In some states if you are caught urinating in public they can charge you with indecent exposure. Usually that law is used to crack down on homeless people. Peace Out, Rev J
Is against the law in Cinti Ohio to have anal sex If you committ adultery in Florida you can be sent to jail for 3 years Not sure what state but a man can to spank their wife unless its past 6pm and it as to be on the courthouse steps
Actually, tho those laws are on the books, since June 2003 they have been declared unconstitutional, thanx to a gay couple in Texas who got caught butt-fucking and contested it.
